The Roast of Richard

[Mr. TM]

Sydney's favourite Son, Richard came onto the forums with something to prove. Then got bant. But then he came back, and with the strength of the SFAC became a well known poster. The man continues to battle in the most gruesome Elimination Game in history, outlasting countless mods and Admins, to prove his spot in WrestleZone's future elite. But I think he likers Jericho, and Jericho beats bitches. What do you think of the bitch beaters boyfriend?

 

[Mr. TM]

Richard's name shortened is Dick.

 

[Sparky]

the guy called me Sir in his second ever post.

 

[Mr. TM]

i think I remember that

 

[Papa Shango]

I still think Dick Vengeance is the biggest missed opportunity in WZ history.

 

[Rusty]

Richard is underrated. One of the best young posters here.

 

[Richard]

Well your name was Sir Sparky, Sparky lol

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

Richard is excellent, because he is a good poster and is not an asshole. And he probably has an Aussie accent, and everyone knows those are the best.

I just realized my favourite posters include Richard and Tim. I feel a little bit like a creepy old lady, I gotta say. Even though I'm not that much older.

 

[Papa Shango]

Richard is excellent, because he is a good poster and is not an asshole.

So, what, I'm NOT a good poster then?

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

I never said that assholes can't be good posters, I just said that he is a good poster and is not an asshole. Two seperate things in one sentence, but you're right, it reads kind of funny.
Not that I've seen much assholery around here yet. He's just an all around nice guy.

 

[Papa Shango]

I'm the nicest asshole on the forum lol.

 

[Tim]

It's fun to make height jokes with Richard. He's getting noticed a lot more, which he deserves, as he's a great poster.