The Roast of Monkey

[Mr. TM]

Born in the deepest jungles of Michigan, Modkey (which is a cool name I just made up) will always be remembered by me for being an enemy for a short time of the SFAC. He owned the Sting sig, literally dominated with it. The greatest memory of Monkey may be having the first post in OCW, and for throwing feces at people on bicycles. All in all, Monkey is a pretty great guy, and a future CMT star.

 

[Ms. TM Canada]

If Monkey ever makes it big, I will buy his album. Or at least go halfers on it with TM.
He seems like a really great guy, and he has one of the best user names.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I want my Sting avatar back.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Uh oh. Everybody is afraid to say something bad about me. Why the fuck would I care. I wont infract for it. Let me have it.

 

[Mr. TM]

Monkey is hairy.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I love you <3

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I love me too...bish

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I love me too...bish...

 

[Deadman]

Monkey the ugliest bastard around.

Naw best guy around.

 

[Mr. TM]

That isn't a roast. That is just mean and untrue.

 

[Deadman]

So hes not the best guy around?

 

[Mr. TM]

Nope, that belongs to Tim. Speaking of... Tim? Where are you.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

You don't have a nice ass that's all I'm saying

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Look at that sexy mofo.

 

[Deadman]

Thats you?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;835844]

Look at that sexy mofo.[/QUOTE]

Shexay beast.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Yes thats me.

 

[My$terio_Fan]

I never said you weren't good looking, just your ass

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Yes thats me.....

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I never said you weren't good looking, just your ass

Yes you motherfucker I know what you're talking about. That was two years ago though when I had a bunch of weight. Ive dropped all of that now.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;835861]Yes thats me.....[/QUOTE]

Phroar.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Deadman]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;835857]Yes thats me.[/QUOTE]

You must get all the girls.

 

[Mr. TM]

where did you drop it?

 

[HBK-aholic]

[QUOTE="Rowdy" Monkey Piper;835844]

Look at that sexy mofo.[/QUOTE]

I would.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

So would I.