While I'd welcome Paul Bearer and the urn back, why on earth would Bearer want to help the Undertaker beat Kane? The last time we saw him on WWE TV the Undertaker buried him in cement and essentially "murdered" him, but on Smackdown the following week they came up with some BS about how he was in critical condition but alive. Regardless though, why would he want to help someone who tried to kill him?
If you honestly think that the WWE would actually care enough to think it through, you're lying to yourself. GOD FORBID they use their brains for once. I sometimes think that WWE's writers firmly believe that any sort of logic in any storyline or outcome of a storyline will make their heads pop. Could've made The Nexus beat team RAW and then go on a rampage on Smackdown!, have them dominate both brands, win belts, beat people up, build themselves up before eventually imploding from within due to egos but nooooo, they had to make the dumbest team ever assembled beat them up, thus forcing them to be stuck in what seems nowhere doing what seems to be absolutely nothing. Makes me sick. Way to build up the young guys WWE!
Definition of "WWE builds up young guys" - A push for a month/IC title for a month, before having a main eventer kill them/simply fade away into mindless obscurity. People say WWE's building young guys up, I don't see it. But anyway, I digress.
The idea is good, I certainly like it, but if WWE was ever to even consider such an option, they'd just bring Bearer back with the urn, doing his orgasm faces and have the stupid commentators shit all over it with their crappy announcing, relying on the sheer fact that "Bearer is back! woo!".
However, my only issue with this idea, as logical and as good as it is, is that 'Taker is absolutely irrelevant at the moment. He's not in a physical condition to "go" anymore. All he can do is promo his ass off until WrestleMania where he'll most likely retire. Instead of concentrating on giving cool storylines to The Undertakers and John Cena's, MAYBE they could make some of their mid-card guys seem important by giving him a nice complex storyline. But wait, what am I doing. I am questioning THE WWE, how could I. I take my words back.
