The Random Thread

[MWats]

For random stuff.

I have to take a shit but I also have to *********e.

Which do I choose? Or should I do them simultaneously?

 

[Coco]

Taking a shit should further facilitate arousal. It does for me. I normally wait until afterwards.

Crude.

 

[MWats]

What I was thinking. I mean, my anal rectum being stretched by a foul-smelling rod is exactly the type of thing that gets the marbles molding.

 

[Coco]

It doesn't work as well if I have the runs.

Still crude.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I just do them at the same time. It's all about simultaneous release.

 

[Cookie]

Thread of the year.

 

[Coco]

Punk: The Awkward Years.

 

[Cookie]

His LiveJournal back then was probably real angsty.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Here's a good question: do you have an "orgasm spasm," or a special type of tic when you're about to climax? I can't help but shake my hands like I have Parkinson's when the best part of a great BJ is about to come (pun intended).

 

[Coco]

I've got the Jimmy leg. Just one. Once in a while. Like... once.

 

[MWats]

My ass twitches when I'm about to release.

Speaking of sex, I'm thinking about making an "[Official] How Many of You Have Ever Really Touched A Girl Thread/You Are A Closet Homosexual"

Yay or Nay?

 

[Lee]

Well we need someone who hasn't touched a girl/is a closet homosexual to make one, so sure go ahead.

 

[Dave]

Ouch! Snap!

 

[Mr. Truth]

For random stuff.

I have to take a shit but I also have to *********e.

Which do I choose? Or should I do them simultaneously?

Blumpkin. All you need is a friend.

 

[MWats]

Well we need someone who hasn't touched a girl/is a closet homosexual to make one, so sure go ahead.

One time I had sex with my cousin, does that count?

 

[Lee]

Male cousin? Yeah it mean's you're gay

 

[MWats]

^^^

******cracker.

 

[LigerBomb]

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

 

[MWats]

Elephant Knuckle.

 

[J-Dogg]

This thread is strange but funny.

 

[Vash21]

could you imagine being Stacy Keibler? You could fuck one of the hottest women on the planet everyday. An think of the Lesbian possibilities, looking like she does she could prolly get a ton of hot hetero women to sleep with her just because shes so fucking hot.

 

[MWats]

I am Stacy Keibler.

 

[Vash21]

I would be a dyke if I were stacy keibler.

 

[MWats]

Dykes are ovverated.

Animal rapists are more my type.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Dude, I voted HBK and you made me feel stupid with this post. Good job.

It brings me joy to know I can make those who voted for the guy I voted opposite over, feel stupid for doing so.