The Poor Man's Bedet

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

Here I'm going to show you my latest invention

Don't you just hate it when you take a poop and it seems like that it is taking forever to wipe. Well I got a solution for you take some toilet paper soak it in water and very gently wipe your butt with the wet toilet paper then you will guarantee to have your butt cleaned Warning never use this method for your first wipe it can get messy I learned from experience. I want to know if anyone else here has tried my famous butt wiping method. If you haven't wait for your next poop and try it and tell me how it works

 

[Coco]

What should I do while I'm waiting? Maybe you should lay out some magazines or something.

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

or you could 69 with a kangaroo just don't do it backwards just don't do it backwards It be mean to give a kangaroo a mouthf full of poop although i don't think a dog would mind I've seen a few dogs eat poop

 

[Vincent Michaels]

You've officially made me give up. On like, everything, ever.

Thank you for this.

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

if you say your the true inventer then where is your patent

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Fuck I have a horrible way of expressing sarcasm.

 

[gd]

I find it easier to simply have somewhat spit at the dirty area.

 

[Harthan]

or you could 69 with a kangaroo just don't do it backwards just don't do it backwards It be mean to give a kangaroo a mouthf full of poop although i don't think a dog would mind I've seen a few dogs eat poop

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

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I find it easier to simply have somewhat spit at the dirty area


so your telling me your able to spit into your butthole if so thats impresive you must be flexable

Why do people 69 why can't they 96 Kevin Bacon just wanted to dance but John Lithgow wouldn't let him let the boy dance

has anyone tried my invention

 

[gd]

Obviously don't do it myself. That's why my child laborers are for.

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

what store sells people that spit in your butthole is there a sale at Home Depot



You like the Police

yeah I've seen them

In concert

No behind you

Kevin Bacon is not dangerous he just loves to dance Just Let Kevin Bacon Dance

I wish i could be a gymnnast like Kevin Bacon


I thought only pansies wore neckties

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Even I find this weird.

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

Not enough people dance and have flashbacks in abandoned buildings any more

Do you think Fraiser would let Kevin Bacon dance?

Who do you like better John Lithgow or Kevin Bacon

I have leprosy

I came up with this awesome idea for a movie Kevin Bacon plays a rebellious teen whose a gymnast that loves to jaywalk until one day he moves into a town where there real strict with their jaywalking laws. What will Kevin Bacon Do?

The Jaywalker coming soon




John Lithgow wanted milk and cookies but the children ate them all


Kevin Bacon says he has no beef with John Lithgow

 

[Lee]

But paper is made from trees which house monkeys. Using toilet paper kills Monkeys and therefore our freedom.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I buy flush-able wipes at Wal-Mart for like, 2 dollars. Way better than sticking my hand in shit water and then cleaning my ass with it.

S'wrong with you?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I'm appalled that someone would tell other people that they do this..... much less suggest it to others.

 

[Alex]

Bitch please, I use one of those self cleaning toilets

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

You don't put the toilet paper in the toilet bowl I don&#8217;t put my hand in poo infested water what do think I am some kind of sicko I soak the toilet paper under the sink faucet first silly

There is nothing unsanitary about this procedure never once have I got poop on my hand and wash my hands after I poop

By self-cleaning toilet are you talking about a bidet does it have the water that shoots in the air into your butthole. If so you are very lucky. If I had a bidet I wouldn't need to do the wet toilet paper method

 

[Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker]

has anyone tried my invention

I guarentee it will work or your money back

 

[Hyorinmaru]

what do think I am some kind of sicko

yes

 

[Pepe Silvia]

This guy