The Online Late at Night Thread

[Theo Mays]

Theo is here! Please hold your applause and yes I will sign body parts if that is your fancy.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Exactly. Her jugs are worth waiting for. Meanwhile, I'm living for me, baby.

Also, this tournament couldn't have come at a better time.

Exactly. It came at a good time, I'll be cranking my post count up afair bit.

Jugs are fantasic....... well worth waiting on. I'm an ass man myself but always going to be fond of the boobies.

Theo is here! Please hold your applause and yes I will sign body parts if that is your fancy.

You can't tell me what to do, I'll applaud whenever I want.

Sign my genitals please.

 

[Theo Mays]

Pants down. It may tickle and be slightly painful.

 

[Sparky]

Sign my genitals please.

you can only ask that because of the fact his name is only four letters long. You wouldn't dare say that to IrishCanadian25... it would read Iris

 

[DirtyJosé]

SIGN MY MOOBS!

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Pain gets me off, so I'm cool with that.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

you can only ask that because of the fact his name is only four letters long. You wouldn't dare say that to IrishCanadian25... it would read Iris

Good stuff.

 

[Theo Mays]

SIGN MY MOOBS!

Don't mind if I do.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I rather you create a portrait of Howard Taft on my left ass cheek. I have never been to fond of signatures.

 

[Theo Mays]

Drop trow and we shall begin.

Small talk SNS while I get this done, but have you ever had a Black and Blue or a Dark Side of the Moon. It is a mix of Guinness and Blue Moon. My brother in law says it is great and I do enjoy Guinness and I love Blue Moon, so it has to be good.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

No I have not, although I might as well make one after I finish my current beverage. I have them both at the house.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I have had a Black and Tan before, though I don't remember exactly what the "Tan" part was. Tasty nonetheless.

 

[Theo Mays]

I was suppose to go out tonight but the crew cancelled after changing it from Thursday to Today. I think I may smell bad. The drama that fills me life.

The tan is usually a lager. It's usually Yuengling around these parts.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I drink black and golds whenever I watch a Missouri game. It seems like the most fitting drink. It is quite pretty too.

Theo maybe you should try bathing.

 

[Theo Mays]

Soap scares me SNS so I'm not so sure how much of an option that is.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I don't think you need soap, just stand under the water in a shower. That will do the trick.

 

[Theo Mays]

Maybe but I also have a fear of drowning. Though the dust balls forming all over the place and I don't enjoy the staring.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

On an unrelated note I made a non spam post today. I have never felt so dirty. Wait, dirty. I guess it was a related note.

 

[DirtyJosé]

If you are afraid, why not get one of those Steve Austin talking soaps?

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Is the signing still open?

 

[Theo Mays]

You posted non-spam??? I'm gonna have to check that out.

 

[Theo Mays]

If you are afraid, why not get one of those Steve Austin talking soaps?

Talking soap?!?!?! What the fuuuuck is that?

Is the signing still open?

Forever and always.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

If you are afraid, why not get one of those Steve Austin talking soaps?

This better be a real thing.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I would like a Theo signature and a Sns right along with it. An Ol Dirty dirt signature wouldn't bother me either.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I would like a Theo signature and a Sns right along with it. An Ol Dirty dirt signature wouldn't bother me either.