The Online Late at Night Thread

[The Crock]

At least it wasn't ligament damage. I tore them in my knee 5-6 years ago and it still gives me trouble.

Ouch. A RB chop blocked one of my linebackers and tore his knees up. It was an injury I truly feared. The knee injuries scared the fuck outta me.

How'd you tear your knee?

 

[JGlass]

Question: When girls say, "Well I think she's pretty," when you ask them if someone you've never met is pretty, what does that mean?

SNS: If you say that she thinks she's pretty, I will be disappointed.

 

[DirtyJosé]

It means she needs a good dicking.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Ouch. A RB chop blocked one of my linebackers and tore his knees up. It was an injury I truly feared. The knee injuries scared the fuck outta me.

How'd you tear your knee?

It was during wrestling practice and we were practicing a new move the coach was teaching us and it was my partners turn to try it out so I couldn't do anything back. He did it wrong and tore my knee up. In retrospect his way of performing it was far more effective.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Question: When girls say, "Well I think she's pretty," when you ask them if someone you've never met is pretty, what does that mean?

SNS: If you say that she thinks she's pretty, I will be disappointed.

It means they scissor.

 

[JGlass]

My sister wants me to take a co-worker of hers out for drinks. She's 23, I'm 21, but I don't know what she looks like. I figure I'll go grab a couple beers with her and see where it goes. I'm a go with the flow type.

 

[The Crock]

You wrestled? Sick! Ever take state?

 

[The Crock]

My sister wants me to take a co-worker of hers out for drinks. She's 23, I'm 21, but I don't know what she looks like. I figure I'll go grab a couple beers with her and see where it goes. I'm a go with the flow type.

Pee in her butt. /obligatory comment

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You wrestled? Sick! Ever take state?

No this happened freshman year and I had no desire to do it again, and there is no way my knee could have held up a whole season anyways. I did lead the team in disqualifications (in fact I was the only person with any) despite only wrestling half a year. I think that is much more prestigious than winning state. Although the dude who obliterated my knee placed a couple times.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Go for it, JGlass. Pete Rose status.

 

[JGlass]

Dude, how'd you get disqualified? Closed fist strikes?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Apparently headbutts and throwing elbows are frowned upon in amateur wrestling. Who would have figured?

 

[Theo Mays]

How are my excellent and favorite posters of WZ doing? Just got back from the bar and I don't know if I want to continue drinking at home and capitalize on this buzz or if I just want to relax and call it a night. Help me out my loves.

 

[JGlass]

I'd say knock back one or two more Theo, get a little drunker and tell us all your deepest thoughts. Or get some pussy.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I think you should stay, Theo.

 

[Theo Mays]

I'd stay either way Angel. And pussy out in the sticks is pretty much hard to find so I'm out of luck there JGlass. Though the bartender was saaaa-mokin' hot. Shame she was married or else the beard would have made some moves.

 

[JGlass]

I hope I'm not the only one who imagines the beard doing the actual flirting.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Apparently headbutts and throwing elbows are frowned upon in amateur wrestling. Who would have figured?

I learned the hard way they frown upon intentional elbows in basketball as well, wild right?

 

[JGlass]

I've gotta take a 4+ hour bus ride home tomorrow. I am not looking forward to it.

 

[Theo Mays]

I hate buses, they suck. So do trains. Luckily I never go anywhere besides home, work, and the bar. Sounds exhilarating.

 

[JGlass]

But what about the ladies? You said it's bone dry in the sticks, where do you get women? Do you have to raid neighboring villages like they did back in the tribal days?

 

[Theo Mays]

Lol the beard just hasnt got any action like...ever. Believe it or not. Though that really relies on myself as I'm just shy and usually quiet down around women. Though I've made it a goal to better myself around the ladies.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I get louder. Usually to similar success.

 

[JGlass]

I have a weird way about the ladies that rarely works, but the way I see it is that I don't want to be with someone who doesn't like me for who I am, so I'm usually pretty straight forward. If I want to get some quick action, yeah, I'll play the game, but I hate game playing. But if I'm looking for a girl that I want to be with I just act like your friendly neighborhood JGlass. Like I said, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. There's a cute girl in one of my classes this semester that I really want to take out, but I have no idea how to approach her. Generally approaching women is my strong point, but I'm having trouble figuring this one out.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I usually find women hanging out on a street corner and hand them money. They must really like that because I have a very high success rate.