ITurnGirlsGay
Twitter -- @FightOnTwist
The only time we fight about sex is during football season
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Again irrelevant. Mack on them bitches. If nothing is worthwhile, go get your girlfriend.
Yes I"m a dick right now, the old pimp blood runs strong when Crown is involved.
Haha, Ty, she intends to wait until I pass out so she can take advantage. I won't complain, though
Oh one of those sneaky drunk nights hwere I was good until the last drink and then it all hit me.
Well, my girl is quite hot. Plus, I'm getting some later, so it doesn't matter.
Happens to me every single time. I always have one too many because I don't wait for the last drink to have any affect before I decide I need one more. Then it hits me with a fury and things get interesting.
Fair enough. I'm not, although I got plenty Thursday night.
Dude, she gave me a handy while I played Call of Duty earlier. Then, without asking, she washed her hands and made me a sandwich. Marriage material.
*brofist*
Ty, she actually loves fight night. She wants a second kid and I, normally, get hammered during so it gives her ample opportunity
When's the bachelor party?
She's got an intense sex drive. I think I may get raped before the night is over.
Haha.
Naah man, I probably won't get married until I'm at least 25. I don't see myself being mature enough.
Well let's see, I was good with stopping in for one at my bar (we were out of town at a different bar for a change of pace), then my dad said oh what the hell one more......
Famous last words.
You say that now, from experience I always said I wouldn't have kids or get married by 28.
I"m 23, see how well that idea panned out? Not complaining just saying y'all never know what life will hit ya with.
Just one more will do you in every time.
But I'm not saying I stop at when I have that one too many. At that point I realize I'm pretty drunk and decide I might as well keep drinking. I make horrible or great decisions, depending on who you ask.
Good point, but I have a lot of shit to do. I want to have finished Law School and have a solid job before I settle down.
Get off of Wrestlezone and stick your sausage into her envelope. A horny woman is a man's gift and you should embrace it.
Freeman is a god, Ty. A god.