The Online Late at Night Thread

[ITurnGirlsGay]

So drunk right now

 

[Ty Burna]

Oh one of those sneaky drunk nights hwere I was good until the last drink and then it all hit me. Went out drinking with the wife and my parents, and now here I sit waiting for my god damned pizza to finish cooking so I can eat.

 

[The Crock]

WHATS GOOD TY LAW!

Not drunk yet, just poured a nice glass of Johnny Walker Red Label and sparked a bowl though, so I am feeling good.

What's new?

Yes, ignore Joe and I.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Yes, ignore Joe and I.

What a Dick

 

[Ty Burna]

WHATS GOOD TY LAW!

Not drunk yet, just poured a nice glass of Johnny Walker Red Label and sparked a bowl though, so I am feeling good.

What's new?

Crown motherfucking Royal is my friend and my enemy.

Not much, just relaxing now, probably gonna go see a movie with the wife tomorrow. I think after the ten exclamatory comments about going to see Sucker Punch, she got the hint I really wanna see hot chicks in school girl outfits with Katanas fighting big ass robots.

 

[The Crock]

Someone bought Milwuakee's Best. Worst beer on the planet. I actually wanted a drink. Guess not.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

A hoy hoy

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Beer bong brb

 

[Ty Burna]

Someone bought Milwuakee's Best. Worst beer on the planet. I actually wanted a drink. Guess not.

Drink water.

 

[The Crock]

Here's my plan: I'll watch everybody else get drunk on cheap and shitty beer, then I'll fuck with them.

 

[X]

Someone bought Milwuakee's Best. Worst beer on the planet. I actually wanted a drink. Guess not.

That really is just swill. You should have slapped him per the international rules of drinking.

 

[Ty Burna]

Are you in a relationship Crock?

Irrelevant question, mack on the easy women.

 

[The Crock]

Drink water.

Got a Gatorade. Tried that shit once, it tastes like ass, quite literally.

 

[X]

Beer bong brb

THIS FUCKING GUY.

I love this fucking guy.

Think I might need to unveil the gravity bong tonight.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Ty, my girl drinks more than me. She's hammered off wine right now. Should be interesting watching her piut the kid to bed

 

[Ty Burna]

I'd rather drink it than motherfucking Miller High Life. I literally tried mixing it with pop one night just so I could get it down.

I threw up on two beers that evening. Think about that for a second.

 

[The Crock]

I actually did punch him in the nuts, X. He'll remember next time.

Yeah Ty, I have a girlfriend.

 

[Ty Burna]

Ty, my girl drinks more than me. She's hammered off wine right now. Should be interesting watching her piut the kid to bed

Oooooo that wine hangover is fucking killer homie, better hit it before it sets in.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

She's got an intense sex drive. I think I may get raped before the night is over.

 

[Ty Burna]

I actually did punch him in the nuts, X. He'll remember next time.

Yeah Ty, I have a girlfriend.

Again irrelevant. Mack on them bitches. If nothing is worthwhile, go get your girlfriend.

Yes I"m a dick right now, the old pimp blood runs strong when Crown is involved.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm in the process of moving out so soon I'll be able to join the the drinking conversations.

 

[Ty Burna]

She's got an intense sex drive. I think I may get raped before the night is over.

Can't rape the willing homie.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Xfear, we have a killer gravity here. My roommate has his "card"

By the way, people, my name is Josh, no clue why, but
I'd rather be called by my name

 

[The Crock]

I'd rather drink it than motherfucking Miller High Life. I literally tried mixing it with pop one night just so I could get it down.

I threw up on two beers that evening. Think about that for a second.

Shit... That's a waste of money.

 

[ITurnGirlsGay]

Haha, Ty, she intends to wait until I pass out so she can take advantage. I won't complain, though