The [OFFICIAL] Crock Spews Shit Thread

[The Crock]

Yeah, Nate did it first, but much like him I needed a place to contain all my random thoughts, so here it is.

Just had an epic PB & J sandwich and a mug of Nesquik. Amazing.

 

[ABMorales787]

Nesquik is the shit. Though all I have in the house for chocolate milk is Kresto.

 

[The Crock]

I even mixed some protein mix into it. It was a damn good combo.

 

[TSG]

I always preferred Ovaltine. That stuff was good. I usually just buy jugs of Broughton.

 

[The Crock]

I usually just go to Costco and get huge bags/jugs of Nesquik.

 

[JGlass]

Chocolate milk is for queers.

Remember when it used to be Nestle Quick? Thems were the days.

 

[TSG]

Hey, slow your role, J. Chocolate milk is beast.

I have friends that can down a gallon of that before football. I can't stomach it before any type of running/working out though.

 

[JGlass]

JGlass drinks 1%, because he's better than 99% of all the suckas out there.

 

[TSG]

Slow your role, son. If you're better than 99% of the suckas, that means 1% of those suckas is still better.

 

[The Crock]

I did the "Gallon Challenge" before football practice once. I was puking a few minutes in.

 

[JGlass]

We have a word in New Jersey for people who try to do the gallon challenge: idiots.

 

[The Crock]

Oh, I know. But how else was I going to get out of two-a-days?

 

[JGlass]

My dog ate my shoulder pads.

 

[TSG]

I did the "Gallon Challenge" before football practice once. I was puking a few minutes in.

Yeah, I had a hot fudge milkshake before practice in 8th grade one day. Mistake. Still, the place I get them from have the best shakes ever, so it was worth it.

We have a word in New Jersey for people who try to do the gallon challenge: idiots.

I have friends who can pull it off.

Oh, I know. But how else was I going to get out of two-a-days?

Real men love two-a-days

Yeah, two-a-days suck though. Waking up a 6 in the morning to get padded up and run isn't the best thing in the world.

 

[The Crock]

"Why aren't you on the field, Smith? My... Uhhh... Dog... Ate my pads... Uhhh."

 

[The Crock]

Real men love two-a-days

Yeah, two-a-days suck though. Waking up a 6 in the morning to get padded up and run isn't the best thing in the world.

They blow ass. Especially since I was captain. Had to be there early every day, generally about an hour.

 

[JGlass]

One of my favorite things right now is sleeping when most people are awake (it's an odd satisfaction, I know), so being somewhere an hour earlier than everyone else seems very unappealing.

 

[TSG]

"Why aren't you on the field, Smith? My... Uhhh... Dog... Ate my pads... Uhhh."

Just imagine having a 30-some year old red head that wears glasses, lives with his mom, and teachs special ed as your coach, that would reply to this in a high, whiny sarcastic voice: "C'mon Joe, your dog ate your pads? Can probably hit harder than you too." This is my life.

They blow ass. Especially since I was captain. Had to be there early every day, generally about an hour.

My team's showed up drinking coffee from a thermos 10 minutes before we took the field. A couple days he was late and got chewed out from Coach. Mkight explain our 2-8 record. That and the fact that we had 18 players.

 

[TSG]

They blow ass. Especially since I was captain. Had to be there early every day, generally about an hour.

That's me during summer. I wake up around 1-2 in the afternoon, hit the weights and cardio, open gym when we have it, then hang with friend and/or stay online til' 3-4 in the morning. Exciting life, I know.

 

[The Crock]

Jesus. We were damn good. One play away from being State Champs.

 

[TSG]

Jesus. We were damn good. One play away from being State Champs.

Our school has never made it to the playoffs. We have two years where we won the old conference we played in, before we joined the one we're in now. As many years on our banner in the gym as the cheerleaders, who went to nationals one year in the 90's. We're a small school though, but we usually get at least 25-30 players out, we only had 17-18 last year, 15 dressed and played the last game, one was out due to grades, one for PT for the military. We only lost 23-13 though, our rival school, in county. I have so many football stories in just three years since 8th grade, I got two more years left.

Our baseball and basketball our are achievements though, we were in the top 10 winning-est basketball programs in Ohio a couple years, abck, not sure if we are still there though. Our baseball has five straight districts. Football sucks though, I'm hoping to help change that.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Don't you already have another thread?

 

[Hazardous]

I did the "Gallon Challenge" before football practice once. I was puking a few minutes in.

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[The Crock]

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I was raised on the dairy, bitch.

 

[JGlass]

I love dairy products, but not enough to drink a gallon of milk one hour.