The NXT Thread Is Like Ring of Honor's Bay-Bay!

[justinsayne]

Bo Dallas got 22%? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Bo Dallas got 22%? What the fuck is wrong with these people?!

They Bolieve.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I Bolieve.

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[justinsayne]

That's more like it!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Well now we know what you've been doing all day

 

[Uncle Sam]

Unless you're my cat or me, there's no way you could know I've been *********ing all day.

 

[Dirk]

When, how and why did "Yah!" take off as a chant for The Ascension? It does seem to be pro-Ascension though, so I'm on board. YAH! YAH! YAH!

Love how there being no other tag teams is now a storyline - The Ascension have destroyed them all.

Is it that much weirder than Harper's "Ye ye ye" becoming a thing?

If he's over, I'm more than happy to give you credit. That said, I will never, ever stop being disappointed at him relinquishing the awesome Kruger gimmick.

I just wanted to quote this.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Tyler Breeze at only 5% saddens me. I freaking love Breeze.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have affection for Breeze but he's really not that good. He's a great theme and a good gimmick; his contribution to it is a Derek Zoolander impression and some functional wrestling. I honestly believe everybody else on that list is substantially better than him.

 

[Dirk]

I have affection for Breeze but he's really not that good. He's a great theme and a good gimmick; his contribution to it is a Derek Zoolander impression and some functional wrestling. I honestly believe everybody else on that list is substantially better than him.

Neville annoys the crap out of me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is it because he's a Geordie or something less understandable?

 

[Thriller Ant]

I have affection for Breeze but he's really not that good. He's a great theme and a good gimmick; his contribution to it is a Derek Zoolander impression and some functional wrestling. I honestly believe everybody else on that list is substantially better than him.

 

[Dirk]

Is it because he's a Geordie or something less understandable?

No, no, some of my best friends barely speak English properly.

I think I'm used to seeing humility in small-as-shit faces. And he looks like the slightly less attractive Mizanin brother, Gollum.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sorry boys, Adrian Neville is the next Kofi Kingston and Tyler Breeze is the next-- whatshisname. You know the guy. The one who lasted about a month. That bloke.

 

[.]

Eric Escobar?

 

[Blade]

Sam likes the Ascension and thinks Breeze will fail?

Controversy!

 

[.]

Liking the Ascension is controversial? Since Day 1, me, Norcs and remix have been in love with them and that was before FCW became NXT.

 

[Blade]

There were a few pages where some people talked about their apathy towards them, or how they were better before Viktor. Sam was livid.

 

[.]

They have NOBODY to feud with. It's not their fault there's nothing for them. In kayfabe though, it's because they killed everyone dead.

 

[Dirk]

Ascension wasn't better before Viktor - that would imply that "The Ascension" Conner O'Brian was better alone.

Ken Cameron still gets my vote, though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've watch the Ascension with Kenneth Cameron and I'm still not seeing what makes that iteration so magical. Maybe I'm just immune to the charms of an English accent.

Sam likes the Ascension and thinks Breeze will fail?

Put it this way - I see him and Enzo Amore filling similar roles, only Enzo has roughly five hundred times the charisma. Breeze is obsolete.

In kayfabe though, it's because they killed everyone dead.

Which is awesome.

 

[klunderbunker]

NXT
Date: February 5, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Byron Saxton, Tensai, Tom Phillips

We’re getting close to the end of this taping cycle but things aren’t looking all that sluggish for a change. The big stories continue to be Neville vs. Dallas for the title and Sami Zayn wanting another 2/3 falls match against Cesaro. I’m hoping that’s it for Zayn in NXT as there’s just nothing left for him to do, other than winning a title that he doesn’t need anymore. Let’s get to it.

Click on the link below for the full review.

The Darkness Is Creeping Up On NXT

 

[Mighty NorCal]

anyone else catch the fuck up with Rusev's music

 

[Uncle Sam]

Rusev's old theme:

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Rusev's new theme (well, sort of):

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Second one sounds like you're about to get stabbed in the face by Spartacus.