The Mystery Box LD - Get Ready to Battle(z) Your Sanity!

[Turd Ferguson]

Between the four choices, "See a member of Wrestlezone Forums Wrestle!" became the most popular choice, so here we go...

We used to have a member of these forums who talked about being a professional wrestler. How he used to be injured from wrestling. Now, we'll take a look at the technical prowess of a man named Christian Battlez, who some could compare to being the Triple H of a promotion called TWA Wrestling.

Tonight, join us here at 9:00 EST as we take a look into this Diamond in the Rough wrestling promotion, and some of the stars who risked life and limb for our entertainment.

Also, breathe in and appreciate that you're watching one of the greatest heels in the history of the TWA, Christian Battlez.

Preload the links in your browser, and as soon as 9:00 EST hits, hit play! Let's watch along as we witness some of the greatest matches ever put on by one of us!

Also, I'm going to put up a poll for what you want to do next month. The plan is to do one of these the first Wednesday of every month.

1.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Yy4wZShPw
2.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3IcG7Aqf6Y

3.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj9KQYSc63g
4.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35AjuqnAVeg

5.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya1_Kjdhiv0

6.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI-ZcuOoLao
7.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxPE-yB_AC4

8.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Wi1bafJXo
9.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ot7AvuSC4dE

 

[The Doctor]

This is going to be great.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Oh, for those wondering, The Mystery Box could be something ridiculously awesome, or something ridiculously awful.

Choose carefully!

 

[The Doctor]

I was kinda hoping it would be a Disco Inferno-centric LD. Then again, this should be funnier.

 

[gd]

Thakfully I was able to avoid spoilers.

 

[The Doctor]

Three minutes!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

One minute!

 

[gd]

We need more people.

 

[The Doctor]

My clock says 8:59.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

GO!!!!!

 

[The Doctor]

And here we go.

The ring announcer is better than Savannah!

 

[gd]

The mic is a remote.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

SPINNER BELT

 

[The Doctor]

What kinda name is "Courtney Benjamin"?

 

[gd]

Good crowd!

 

[The Doctor]

WTF, is that theme someone rapping over the beginning of Crazy Train?

WHAT IS THIS

 

[gd]

The Icon! MTFO!

 

[The Doctor]

Money well spent.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

THE MILLION DOLLAR INVESTMENT!!!

AND INTO THE ACTION WE GO

 

[gd]

This promotion is racist, to say the least.

 

[The Doctor]

MDI! MDI! MDI!

 

[Marquis]

mtfo, Million Dollar Investment.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

This promotion is racist, to say the least.

Well, they got one thing right about pro-wrestling!

 

[gd]

I can't watch this. It's too real for me.

 

[The Doctor]

Weakest punches ever.

Correction: Weakest EVERYTHING EVER