The MLB All Star Game LD Has Already Given Derek Jeter the MVP Award on 7/13

[Stormtrooper]

Ohh yes. Big Papa Grande warming up in the pen.

Big Papa Grande? Is THAT Valverde's nickname? Big Father Large?

 

[Megatron]

Just Papa Grande. Added Big because he is a big dude.

 

[Big Sexy]

Big Papa Grande? Is THAT Valverde's nickname? Big Father Large?

It's just Papa Grande, no big. He has been the best closer in baseball this year so I could give a fuck less what he's called.

 

[The Holy One]

Yeah as long as it delivers now and the next inning

 

[Stormtrooper]

It's just Papa Grande, no big. He has been the best closer in baseball this year so I could give a fuck less what he's called.

My fantasy team agrees with you. My Yankee-fandom disagrees with you, because even this year at 40 Rivera has been dominant.

Truth be told, Valverde has been the best. But I'd still rather have Rivera.

 

[Megatron]

That was quite an uninspiring inning.

 

[Stormtrooper]

and the guy that didn't belong 10 miles near an All-Star game just popped out.

The guy is batting .237, but is an all star because he hit a bunch of home runs, already surpassing his single-seson high.

 

[Stormtrooper]

That was quite an uninspiring inning.

don't worry Papa. Nick Swisher might get an AB, and even better, Captain Clutch (A-Rod) is still waiting on the bench, and will get an AB in the 9th.

 

[The Holy One]

My fantasy team agrees with you. My Yankee-fandom disagrees with you, because even this year at 40 Rivera has been dominant.

Truth be told, Valverde has been the best. But I'd still rather have Rivera.

I love how Wagner has been for us this year, I think he has the same number of saves as Rivera

EDIT: Just checked yeah Wagner and Rivera both have 20 saves each amazing they can do that at their age

 

[Megatron]

OHHH Valverde. Stop it. Striking out the side. That's just nasty!

 

[The Holy One]

Yeah cause Heyward would have gotten us at least a run

 

[Big Sexy]

OHHH Valverde. Stop it. Striking out the side. That's just nasty!

What up Rod Allen.

 

[Stormtrooper]

I would bet money A-Rod bats for Beltre, especially if Papi gets on base.

And I'm actually going to be rooting for David fucking ORTIZ. This is what I hate about All-Star games.

 

[Megatron]

Stormtrooper, I'm pretty sure it's Ortiz, Beltre, and Buck due up.

Unless Fox Sports is lying to me. Which wouldn't surprise me.

EDIT: There we go Ortiz.

Big Sexy you gotta love the Allen mention.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

FUCK

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Screw you Ortiz.

 

[The Holy One]

Come on Broxton don't mess up like your fellow Dodger did earlier and as i type Ortiz hits

 

[Stormtrooper]

Stormtrooper, I'm pretty sure it's Ortiz, Beltre, and Buck due up.

Yep, that's what it is. I'm surprised Girardi isn't going A-Rod here. 1 swing to tie it. He can't pinch hit for buck because he's the only catcher.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

YES 2 more baby

 

[Megatron]

Dammit Beltre.

 

[Big Sexy]

Wow Beltre, swinging at shit.

 

[Platypus Palsy]

Come on, DP here!

 

[The Holy One]

What the hell is Broxton doing?

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 More

 

[Megatron]

Jesus Christ he can't hit a fastball right down broadway. I know it's 99 mph, but still.

GOD DAMMIT ORTIZ. SLOW FUCK.