The Jonny B Tribute Thread: He's Not An Emo, He's Our Friend.

[X]

Jonny B sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jonny roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

 

[JoshK1985]

Most people go hunting but that implies failure. Jonny B goes killing that's because he doesn't fail!

 

[X]

Beneath Jonny B's rugged beard lies only another fist.

 

[Prax]

Jonny B's tears cure cancer.




















Too bad he never cries.

 

[JoshK1985]

Everytime you ******* Jonny punches mexican children in the face.. Why you ask? Because Jonny is a badass dude.

 

[RVDgurl]

Jonny! Jonny! Jonny!

 

[Jonny B]

Jonny B sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Jonny roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Me and the Devil are like this *crosses fingers*

 

[TheRealDC]

Jonny B invented water.

 

[wotdoiput]

Jonny B created all the colours, except pink.. Prax created pink.

 

[TheRealDC]

Jonny B farts thunder and craps lightning.

 

[Ticked Off Texan]

Jonny B's my idol.

Jonny B! Jonny B! ECW .. i mean. Jonny B!

Jonny B's better then the Great Khali I
Jonny B can, in fact create world peace, the only problem is Jonny B likes drama.

 

[Downward Spiral]

Jonny B is the Jesus of Hell. Whatever that means. It's on his business card.

 

[Prax]

Jonny B's better then the Great Khali I

TAKE THAT BACK!!!

At the very best Jonny B = The Great Khali, and that's one hell of a compliment in itself.

 

[The Enforcer]

Jonny B is to WZ As Hogan is to Sports Entertainment!!!

 

[Ticked Off Texan]

Jonny B is to WZ as a new WWE champion would be to WWE

 

[Prax]

Jonny B can breathe underwater.

 

[A.J.]

Jonny B is a golden god that can fly...hell he makes Zeus tremble with fear

 

[Prax]

Jonny B invented the internet.

 

[Ticked Off Texan]

Jonny B invented sex .. yeah he's that good.

 

[JoshK1985]

Jonny B also invented Global Warming....

 

[Downward Spiral]

Jonny B created the Australian Work Choices.

...Not a good thing.

 

[Prax]

Jonny B. stands for Johnny B. Badd.

Is that a good thing?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jonny ALMIGHTY.