The Hell's With All These White Knights?

[Con T.]

Dear God, is this the norm here? First people rush to throw themselves on to Coco to save him from the almighty bant hammer. Now this Shattered Dreams guy with this absolute gem.

Duh? I was content to let him rant his heart out but repeatedly calling this new guy a fucking idiot is pretty low in my book.

Guys, not that there's anything wrong with it, but I got half a mind to send some of you boys up to San Fran and let you just get a room. Why has it seemed like about half the forum has spent the day white knighting?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'm passing the Bong in San Fran right now, sexual favors optional.

 

[Con T.]

I'm passing the Bong in San Fran right now, sexual favors optional.

Fuck. Shit's enough to make my ass come there. Legit.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

We can double team my girlfriend, it'll be a surprise!

 

[Con T.]

We can double team my girlfriend, it'll be a surprise!

If you're girlfriend is anything like your sig, call me Pierre, and we'll eiffel tower that croissant

Also, just to show I'm not just picking on one person... More white knight quotes!!!!

Seriously, fuck this. Coco's Cage stuff is hit and miss. Admittedly it's mostly a miss but his best work is outside the cage. When he actually posts seriously, he's damn good at it. I'm not a staff member, so I don't know the actual reason he was banned but from what I can see, this is bullshit.

Either Coco's been banned just so that the staff can have a laugh at the people voting in this poll and he'll actually be back regardless or he's actually been banned and voting will do nothing. Either way, whoever's behind this is a power abusing cunt. If he deserved the banning then by all means he should be banned, but it's a dick move to use him as a game.

 

[Con T.]

Ho, ho, I found the Lancelot of White Knight's. I forgot the guy that actually got me to thinking about this. I kind of like this guy, too. I think he's pretty cool. But my God... Did you earn your name sucking Coco blue, man?

That's fine and dandy but getting all excited over this is stupid. He was banned for no reason at all.

It's not a written rule anywhere. No, in the description it says anything goes, no porn ar illegal shit. That's it. I got behind Bill Lesnar because he unknowingly broke the rules and is actually sorry about it and wants to actually contribute to this forum, but Coco's banning was unwarranted.

Let me try to explain this in text you'll understand.

Coco didn't break any FUCKING RULES!!!!!!!!!!

Because Coco makes WZ a better place.




Oh, and he's that smart actually.

Then again, it's likely he was in on the whole thing...

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

If you're girlfriend is anything like your sig, call me Pierre, and we'll eiffel tower that croissant

Well Pierre, you better hurry up so you don't get stuck with sloppy seconds!

 

[The Doctor]

>White knight thread.
>No mention of me.

WZ, I am disappoint.

 

[Hawkeye]

I've never heard of this That shit is wild

 

[Con T.]

I've never heard of this That shit is wild

White Knighting? How can't you with what seems like an influx of it today?

Anyway, here's it's Encyclopedia Drammatica. Damn fine read, really.

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/White_Knighting

 

[The Doctor]

I hate ED. They try waaaaay too hard.

 

[Con T.]

I hate ED. They try waaaaay too hard.

No reason to dislike Erectile Dysfunction man. Reason why it has to try so hard. Key word's dysfunction

 

[Hawkeye]

Wow...the internet is a strange place.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[The Holy One]

Is there Black Knights too?

 

[Con T.]

Is there Black Knights too?

Meh. Didn't survive the boat trip.

 

[The Holy One]

Aw dammit!, well did he die peacefully?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Seems someone has finally called me out. Let's have a go then. What's your problem?

 

[Con T.]

You can't be serious.

I don't have a problem. That's kind of the point. I'm merely stating what was quite clear, that when Coco was down, you were one of many who threw themselves on the sword to "save" him, for some reason. I have no problem, I'm calling it like I see it. You, like many others, came to Coco's rescue, when he really didn't need it, and for what? His internet reputation?

See what I'm getting at?

 

[Slyfox696]

Who got banned? Coco? When? Why? Did I know this, and just forget?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I see you're being a cunt because I stated that I thought the banning was unwarranted. Had he broken a rule I'd have been fine with it, the cage is anything goes, and if you can be banned for nothing then I think that's a crock of shit. Also had you been around longer than you have you would have gotten the big text joke towards Stormtrooper, something you and another poster pointed out as "sucking Coco's dick".

 

[gd]

Don't do this to yourself Blue.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Do what GD?

 

[Hawkeye]

Who got banned? Coco? When? Why? Did I know this, and just forget?

It was a rather insignificant event in the greater scope of things,but shit got pretty real for a second.

 

[gd]

Do what GD?

Go all Stormtrooper on everyone. You're better than that.