The Guy Who Bullied Me in Elementary School is My Facebook Friend

[Coco]

Should I delete him and refriend him when I feel my life is decidedly superior to his? Sure, he deals drugs and has multiple stints in prison. But I don't think anything about my profile clearly tells him that I'm his better. That troubles me. I want him to know that I won.

I'm very confused but know for sure that the best way to make myself feel like a big man is over the internet.

 

[JGlass]

Photoshop a picture so it looks like you're doing something important. Or find his prison wife on facebook and try to reconnect them.

 

[ABMorales787]

Don't you have the plane tickets from WZCW? Or pictures of when you were addicted to casinos?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Fill your facebook with pictures of your non-gaping asshole in order to show him you have something on him.

 

[Super Hans]

He has access to lots of drugs, he's livivng the dream.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

So glad I don't have facebook anymore.

 

[Coco]

Fill your facebook with pictures of your non-gaping asshole in order to show him you have something on him.

He might get the wrong idea.

 

[.]

So glad I don't have facebook anymore.

Glad I never intend to join.

 

[Murphy]

Glad I never intend to join.

Same my friend insists I join, but it's not going to happen.