"The Evolutionary Horsemen" vs "Lineage"

[Harthan]

i'm still trying to find out who my teammates are.

Your real teammates are the Horsemen.

*cough*traitor*cough*

 

[klunderbunker]

*throws the Lineage teammates hammers to break all of the Horsemen's fingers*

 

[Harthan]

*throws the Lineage teammates hammers to break all of the Horsemen's fingers*

Pssh.

*places hands in indestructible robotic gloves*

 

[klunderbunker]

So you're ashamed of being Horsemen and you want to hide? You'd never see REAL Horsemen wearing a glove. Why don't you go dance to a pop song with those stupid gloves on?

 

[klunderbunker]

I'd like to volunteer OCW to be the official entertainment for Lineage.

 

[Harthan]

So you're ashamed of being Horsemen and you want to hide? You'd never see REAL Horsemen wearing a glove. Why don't you go dance to a pop song with those stupid gloves on?

What kind of gloves do you think these are? These aren't pussy gloves.

These are giant Hellboy-hand sized gloves that could crush your face in an instant.

These are the kind of gloves Iron Man would look at and say "Goddamn, I wish I had them."

Incidentally, I don't recall the original Horsemen ever being in real danger of having their fingers crushed.

 

[klunderbunker]

What kind of gloves do you think these are? These aren't pussy gloves.

Lineage doesn't use gloves on your girlfriends' *****es either. They like skin on skin.

These are giant Hellboy-hand sized gloves that could crush your face in an instant.

Great fighting force there. A comic book character that had awful movies. Come on. Flair and Anderson had women, champagne and limousines. You have a big red guy?

These are the kind of gloves Iron Man would look at and say "Goddamn, I wish I had them."

We don't need gloves. All we need are our own fists. They're stronger than iron.

Incidentally, I don't recall the original Horsemen ever being in real danger of having their fingers crushed.

See my point? You're admitting your defense isn't as good as theirs was. You're just tarnishing their legacy now.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

So you're ashamed of being Horsemen and you want to hide? You'd never see REAL Horsemen wearing a glove. Why don't you go dance to a pop song with those stupid gloves on?

You have something against dancing to POP SONGS? HMM?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

For attractive women, not at all. But can you picture Ric Flair moonwalking?

 

[Harthan]

Lineage doesn't use gloves on your girlfriends' *****es either. They like skin on skin.

Ha ha. You're so funny, using different context of a word than the one I clearly implied. Great.

Great fighting force there. A comic book character that had awful movies. Come on. Flair and Anderson had women, champagne and limousines. You have a big red guy?

It was a comparison. And his movies were amazing, so shut up. All I'm saying is these theoretical gloves are giant, hammer resistant face crushing gloves.

We don't need gloves. All we need are our own fists. They're stronger than iron.

Oh, sure. I'll take a hammer to your hands and see how well you like it. You'd be wishing for robot gloves too.

See my point? You're admitting your defense isn't as good as theirs was. You're just tarnishing their legacy now.

That's because their opponents weren't losers who went for weapons at first move. Real men would face us straight up instead of going for hammers. But no, it's all about the finger crushing with you, isn't it? If you want to play that game, so can we.

 

[klunderbunker]

I started with my fists. They wrapped around your heads and DDTed you.

 

[Harthan]

I started with my fists. They wrapped around your heads and DDTed you.

That was dirty tactics from the beginning. Either way, you're resorting to desperation measures because you know you couldn't take us straight up.

 

[klunderbunker]

Dirty tactics? The *scoff* leader, of THE, MOST, ELITE, GROUP, in wrestling history, the group started by RIC BY GOD FLAIR, the DIRTIEST player in the game, is complaining about dirty tactics?

That's rich, but not as rich as me.

 

[Harthan]

Dirty tactics? The *scoff* leader, of THE, MOST, ELITE, GROUP, in wrestling history, the group started by RIC BY GOD FLAIR, the DIRTIEST player in the game, is complaining about dirty tactics?

That's rich, but not as rich as me.

We all know it's common heel tactic to complain about dirty tactics before using dirty tactics of their own. Come on KB, get with the game.

 

[klunderbunker]

So now, the leader of the EVOLUTIONary Horsemen is invoking HHH?

COME ON HARTHAN. I would say you're better than this, but that's a lie.

 

[Harthan]

So now, the leader of the EVOLUTIONary Horsemen is invoking HHH?

COME ON HARTHAN. I would say you're better than this, but that's a lie.

Flair would have complained about this nonsense too.

Before kicking you in the balls.

 

[klunderbunker]

See? All you can do is talk abotu the old generation. DO SOMETHING.

 

[Harthan]

See? All you can do is talk abotu the old generation. DO SOMETHING.

You're a hypocrite. You started the last generation discussion.

Don't play games with me KB. You're scared.

 

[klunderbunker]

Don't correct me bitch. *punch to the face*

 

[Harthan]

Don't correct me bitch. *punch to the face*

I'll correct you whenever I want.

*knife edge chop*

 

[klunderbunker]

After a Sting sell, KB grabs a mic and screams at Harty-har-har.

Son, you showed some guts today, but what it all boils down to is the fact that you're just not good enough. The Horsemen were at the top of the mountain for a long, long time and God knows I carried them most of the way up there on my own back. The idea of the Horsemen was to take some of the old, some of the now and some of the new, but for them to always be dominant. I took a long hard look at the Horsemen and I realized, that EVOLUTION had just passed them by. I mean, how can you compare a team of four men that are thrown together to the bloodline that runs through the soldiers of Lineage? These men and women, built by God and sent to his Earth to do his bidding will look down at the Horsemen and wipe them off the face of the Earth in one single breath. Then Lineage, their labors complete, would ride off into the sky and be greeted as the heroes that they were. Being on top of the mountain is nice for awhile, but when you can be in Heaven itself, as I am right now with these men and women, nothing tops that.

 

[Harthan]

That was cute, KB. Did you want a response?

It's a shame you're not good enough for one.

I've wasted enough time with you. There's a better life for a Horsemen to be living. Instead of standing around and bragging about how I am the best, I'm going to simply be the best.

So you have yourself a nice day, old man.

 

[klunderbunker]

You know you've got somethign green stuck between your teeth there.

 

[Harthan]

You know you've got somethign green stuck between your teeth there.

Mmm hmm, really.

Victory goes to the Horsemen this day.

 

[klunderbunker]

I taught you well I guess. Never say die. You got spunk kid.