The Dr's Office

[The Butcher]

And by the way, they need to stop showing fans' touts on RAW. It's cringe-worthy. It's like they go out of their way to find the most pathetic marks they can find and show those touts.

I've got a riddle for you, Joe:

Who is more pathetic: the fan who tries to enjoy and be a part of the show, or the fan who sits in anonymity, deriding the fan who tries to enjoy and be a part of the show?

Well, I don't know if that qualifies as a riddle or not, but the answer is the latter option. It appears as if you fall into that category. Lighten the fuck up.

My prescription is a daily, 400mg pill of Liveandletlivitol.

 

[Dirk]

What are you telling me for? You want a delicatessen, not a doctor.

I do believe an appropriate response would be *ahem*:
"Walk it off, quit milkin' it!"

 

[The Butcher]

I just went back through this thread and realized what a knee-jerk thing it was and what a douchebaggy thing it's become.

So, I offer sincere apologies to everyone I've "treated." I'll take my little black bag and say things directly to individuals or just bite my metaphorical tongue from here on out.

I do believe an appropriate response would be *ahem*:
"Walk it off, quit milkin' it!"

Damn it, Manure, I'm a doctor not a comedian!

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I just went back through this thread and realized what a knee-jerk thing it was and what a douchebaggy thing it's become.

So, I offer sincere apologies to everyone I've "treated." I'll take my little black bag and say things directly to individuals or just bite my metaphorical tongue from here on out.

Obviously you never read HH's Shit List thread.

 

[The Butcher]

Obviously you never read HH's Shit List thread.

Yeah, but I'm not Haiku, and it's gotten old for me already. People are entitled to be stupid if they want to be stupid. If they're so stupid that I can't help but call them on it, I'll integrate my insults into a non-spam post that is both derisive and relevant to the topic at hand.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I like this new guy over that virgin nerd Doctor.

 

[The Butcher]

I like this new guy over that virgin nerd Doctor.

Heh...heh... yeah...... no virgin nerdery over here at all.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Consider yourself laid.

 

[The Butcher]

I tell women that I'm a born again virgin. It's not a clever line, but I still get da drawers.

Another insight into my personal life-- I try to eat healthy, but I had a coupon for some Hot Pockets so I bought them. Hadn't had one in like 3 years. When they aren't scalding your mouth they're really fucking good.

 

[Danger Burger]

I thought I'd never have to hear that Roy Brown song again and you go and sig it. Now it's stuck in my head. To hell with you Dr.

I hope you get fired from your lofty medical profession and have to take up lower paid employment, perhaps as a butcher, for example.

 

[The Butcher]

I thought I'd never have to hear that Roy Brown song again and you go and sig it. Now it's stuck in my head. To hell with you Dr.

I hope you get fired from your lofty medical profession and have to take up lower paid employment, perhaps as a butcher, for example.

It's possible to be a doctor and a butcher.

 

[Барбоса]

Josef Mengele will attest to that, although I have worked as a butcher and am a doctor.

 

[The Butcher]

Having the butchery experience probably aided in mitigating the queasiness in med school.

 

[Барбоса]

Not that kind of doctor fortunately.

 

[Danger Burger]

Not that kind of doctor fortunately.

Did your work as a butcher help you grasp, or appreciate, the minutia of the style of warfare (cutting meat, that is) in the historical periods you are an expert in?

 

[Барбоса]

Did your work as a butcher help you grasp, or appreciate, the minutia of the style of warfare (cutting meat, that is) in the historical periods you are an expert in?

The short answer is "no."

The long answer is "fuck no."

 

[Danger Burger]

The short answer is "no."

The long answer is "fuck no."

I think this clears things up pretty concisely for a lot of people.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Well this thread got resuscitated.

 

[The Butcher]

Yeah, just in time for me to have put in for a name change. I was content to let it die and am sure it will again.

 

[Danger Burger]

Yeah, just in time for me to have put in for a name change. I was content to let it die and am sure it will again.

Should have just changed it to Br.

Contractions are in, or have you not heard?

Do butchers have offices?

 

[The Butcher]

Should have just changed it to Br.

Contractions are in, or have you not heard?

Do butchers have offices?

That would be an abbreviation, and I believe butchers have shops or sometimes delicatessens.

 

[Барбоса]

The Meat Locker

 

[Dirk]

I was expecting more "consultations".

So, without further ado, here's a little send-off for the current gimmick.

Spoiler

[youtube]rKpPYReY4fE[/youtube]

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Noice Bearo.

 

[The Butcher]

I was expecting more "consultations".

So, without further ado, here's a little send-off for the current gimmick.

Spoiler

[youtube]rKpPYReY4fE[/youtube]

Nice! Glad you didn't go with the generic Boyz II Men Yesterday farewell.

I must point out that while I have played up my moniker, I really was a medical professional for many years before the stresses of the job made me switch career paths. My "gimmick" was the real me with the volume turned up. However, seeing as there's an entire brigade of "doctors" populating the forum, I'm going for a new nickname. Being a butcher is much less glamorous, thus much less likely to have 5 guys sharing the name simultaneously.