Little Jerry Lawler
Sigmund Freud On Ritalin And Roids
Now you may be thinking to yourself, "Why would I endorse a guy who brutally murdered his wife and child?" Why would I waste my effort on a person like that? Well, I have this innate ability to separate the wrestler from the person. Maybe you should try it sometime. I do have a moral compass but if I'm going to go around condemning people for wrongdoings, I'll get tired. Stone Cold beat his wife and the lot of you still cheer for him, so let me have my moment and root for my favorite wrestler to win this tournament as he deserves to. Besides, who can't help but love a guy like this?
Chris Benoit is one of the best in-ring workers of all-time. From Stampede to NJPW to WCW and WWE, he amazed us with his technical prowess, intensity, and grace inside the squared circle. To those who note his lack of mic skills, I will say, "Fuck you and your mic skills." Benoit is a manly man who let his actions do the talking and boy did they ever talk. Make a wrong move and he would capitalize. Slip up once and he'll put that Crippler Crossface on you and you'll commence to tapping like a bitch. Just ask HHH and HBK and almost every other wrestler he has faced in his career. He can thrive in any and every environment. I hearken back to the Wrestling Olympics tournament we had a while back. Some moron stated that Benoit wouldn't know what to do in Hell in a Cell. It's a cage with a roof. I'm pretty sure Benoit has been in cage matches before.
He laughs at the thought of a submission match, spits in the face of TLC, chuckles at ladder and cage matches. Chris Benoit plus a dog collar equals a possible fatality. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
So do the right thing and vote for Chris Benoit to win this year's Wrestlezone Tournament. After all, if Edge get to the finals of one then Benoit certainly and will - win.

Chris Benoit is one of the best in-ring workers of all-time. From Stampede to NJPW to WCW and WWE, he amazed us with his technical prowess, intensity, and grace inside the squared circle. To those who note his lack of mic skills, I will say, "Fuck you and your mic skills." Benoit is a manly man who let his actions do the talking and boy did they ever talk. Make a wrong move and he would capitalize. Slip up once and he'll put that Crippler Crossface on you and you'll commence to tapping like a bitch. Just ask HHH and HBK and almost every other wrestler he has faced in his career. He can thrive in any and every environment. I hearken back to the Wrestling Olympics tournament we had a while back. Some moron stated that Benoit wouldn't know what to do in Hell in a Cell. It's a cage with a roof. I'm pretty sure Benoit has been in cage matches before.
He laughs at the thought of a submission match, spits in the face of TLC, chuckles at ladder and cage matches. Chris Benoit plus a dog collar equals a possible fatality. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
So do the right thing and vote for Chris Benoit to win this year's Wrestlezone Tournament. After all, if Edge get to the finals of one then Benoit certainly and will - win.