The Brock Angle Award for Undisputed 2009 Rookie of the Year

[George Steele's Barber]

My wife wishes I paid this much attention to her.

 

[Coco]

We're such polar opposites. I'm old so I must have Alzheimer's. You're young so you must be an immature child who doesn't know jack shit about anything.

Isn't it fun to stereotype?

We'd probably be great chums if you weren't the worst person in the world.

My wife wishes I paid this much attention to her.

Are you trying to say I'm husband material?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Are you trying to say I'm husband material?

I'm saying if you find a woman that doesn't appreciate you showing her the level of attention that you and D-man show each other, check her adam's apple.

 

[Coco]

I feel as though I've neglected D-Man today. If he were my wife, I imagine he'd be displeased. But then again, he's always looking at porn instead of me. So he kind of deserves to know how it feels.

 

[Dave]

I feel as though I've neglected D-Man today. If he were my wife, I imagine he'd be displeased. But then again, he's always looking at porn instead of me. So he kind of deserves to know how it feels.

We should make a "post of the year" award and make this the only possible vote.

 

[Coco]

Thanks to everyone who participated. A very special thanks to those who threw a pity vote D-Man's way so that this wouldn't be a total blow out.

Top of the world, ma!