The bestest Royal Rumble Everest.

[Snugglebites]

Really looking forward to this, has a lot of potential.

 

[Starkist]

This is live today?

 

[King Patrick Star]

My picks are:

NEW WWE Universal Champion, Roman Reigns
NEW WWE World Champion, Shinsuke Nakamura
NEW WWE Intercontinental Champion, Samoa Joe (and move him back to Mondays, keeping the Intercontinental Championship Title on the Red Show)
NEW WWE United State Champion, Jinder Mahal (and move him back to Tuesdays, keeping the United States Championship Title on the Blue Show)
NEW WWE Raw Tag Team Champions, Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt
NEW WWE Smackdown Tag Team Champions, The Usos
NEW WWE Cruiserweight Champion, Kalisto
Triple H
Rusev
Chris Jericho to win the Greatest Royal Rumble match

 

[enviousdominous]

I really don't see why the WWE is selling this event so short.

This is going to be so mindblowing, I can hardly contain myself!

 

[enviousdominous]

They should have had a pre-pre-show for such an illustrious event. The pre-show should be reserved for the first 20 entrants of such a gut-busting Royal Rumble.

 

[enviousdominous]

Everyone, stay hydrated. I fear that such an amazing Royal Rumble will cause us to pee in our pants, and when those fill up we'll have to start peeing in other people's pants.

WWE DID YOU KNOW!?

The Greatest Royal Rumble caused a world-wide shortage of dry pants! Sales of Muumuus skyrocketed as a result!

 

[enviousdominous]

How can we honestly call this the greatest Royal Rumble if Byron Saxton isn't in it!?

 

[Snugglebites]

How can we honestly call this the greatest Royal Rumble if Byron Saxton isn't in it!?

You don't waste Byron on the pre-show.

 

[enviousdominous]

Miz is offended that someone might make his daughter cry because she's a baby.

Didn't he make a young girl give the most epic scowl ever?

 

[enviousdominous]

King's eyes are looking pretty damn vacant right now.

 

[enviousdominous]

Booker sounds kind of like Wolfman Jack.

 

[Snugglebites]

King's eyes are looking pretty damn vacant right now.

Being sat between Byron and Booker has killed his soul.

 

[enviousdominous]

Being sat between Byron and Booker has killed his soul.

If there was anything left, having to sit and listen to Paul Heyman is just overkill.

 

[Snugglebites]

Winner of the Rumble will face the winner of the Andre Battle Royal to determine the King of the World.

 

[Snugglebites]

Cena's moved on pretty quick from The Undertaker.

 

[Snugglebites]

Kratos vs Superman.

 

[Snugglebites]

Bray's actually kinda relevant now.

 

[Snugglebites]

Bray's actually kinda relevant now.

He's still pointless.

 

[Snugglebites]

Jeff is cool.

 

[enviousdominous]

Cena's moved on pretty quick from The Undertaker.

He moves on from things pretty quick. He doesn't seem very distraught over losing Nikki.

 

[Snugglebites]

MikeTom loves Jericho.

 

[enviousdominous]

Fun fact, Jeddah is actually named after the character from Dark Stalkers.

Spoiler

 

[enviousdominous]

Chris Jericho just said that going to the Greatest Royal Rumble puts you on the list.

 

[enviousdominous]

I like the Uso's meanstreak, they remind me of the Gangstas.

 

[enviousdominous]

With those hammers, The Bludgeon Brothers kind of look like 1960s soviet propaganda.