The 2nd Annual Great Khali Appreciation Week

[Shocky]

That's right, it's time once again to celebrate the awesomeness that is the Great Khali. For the 2nd straight year he will be in a title match of the 2nd biggest pay per view of the year. Why you ask? Khali = Ratings.

Some wonderful facts we discovered during last years Great Khali Appreciation Week.

Why I like the Great Khali and think he is the greatest champion, no, the greatest wrestler of all time! Here are my 10 reasons:

#1) He is well over 7ft, he is a monster.
#2) He is the first champion to hail from Punjabi.
#3) When he wrestles, he is so good that he does not need to even bend his back to beat his foes. The only time he does is when he has already destroyed his opponent so much that he must pick up his opponent in order to choke smash him back down. He doesn't even need to bend his back to pin.
#4) He pins his foes by placing his foot on their chest, anyone who can pin this way is automatically cooler and better than you.
#5) It takes a real man to step over the top ropes, as every time he does this, he puts his man-hood on the line. In the current wwe I think only Kane does this as well, Taker used to but I think he got caught once or twice.
#6) Khali cannot be censored, mainly because no one can understand him except his interpreter, and I think even he lies about what Khali says cuz he can't accept the truth.
#7) Only 2 men have ever beaten Khali: Taker, who cheats because he is not alive, thats not even fair... and Cena, who cheats because he fights with guts and heart while Khali can only use his flesh. How does Khali expect to beat heart and flesh when he can only chop it.
#8) Khali can knock ya out just by chopping you. Imagine if Khali ever straight punched you in the face, I think it would cave your whole face in.
#9) In a battle royal/royal rumble, Khali is unbeatable. He only lost in the Rumble b/c he fought that wrestler who cheats by not being alive. Without him, Khali showed his dominance by winning the battle royal and capturing his title.
#10) He is the greatest by default, in that his name is the 'great' Khali, if he was just Khali, he would be just average, but by being the Great Khali, he already illustrates that he is greater than you, and in essence, everyone else.

So don't hate on Khali just because he is the greatest champion, no wait, wrestler of all time. Just you watch, Khali will be breaking wrestling records for years to come, he will never lose his title.

And also the Great Khali is currently sits at #71 all time of days holding a World Championship. Only 71 people since WWII have held a world title longer then Khali, until he wins the belt at Summerslam, beginning his 7 year title run.

 

[klunderbunker]

Khali is indeed great. People whine and moan about him saying that he can't do anything in the ring, but that's the point! He's a monster. Imagine him coming out with a drop toe hold, floating around his opponent and applying a front chancery into a hammerlock. It would look absolutely ridiculous. He's a giant, and he plays his role pefectly. All hail the GREAT Khali.

 

[Dark Blaze]

Khali rocks, here's to hoping he kicks HHH's ass.

 

[Sparky]

The great Khali is great. he is always number one contender status and deserves a monster title run


Long live Khali

 

[Eternal Dragon]

He's Punjabi! Makes him cool in my book.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Cooll In my book to.

 

[Rusty]

Khali rules. Did you see his match on Smackdown with Jeff Hardy? A 5 star classic right there. Khali carried that match all the way.

 

[Italian MVP]

Yes he indeed does rule and his match with Mr Jeff Hardy deserves appreciation..

 

[Rusty]

Match of the year.

 

[Moon Knight]

Honest, Khali has been growing on me.

 

[Italian MVP]

Khali...Most Underrated Wrestler EVER!

 

[Rusty]

Honest, Khali has been growing on me.

That was the idea of the thread...

Hey congratulations on getting 2000 posts dude.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

He might have a limited moveset, But so did many others. Manly two raw *cough cena and batista* One from the 80's *cough hogan...* And one on smackdown *cough hhh *

 

[Rusty]

Khali's moveset isn't limited one bit.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've been talking about how great Khali is for a good two years now. And all without a hint of sarcasm.

 

[Danmen001]

Khali is awesome. Too bad he is just taking up time before the real fued of HHH and Hardy begins.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Khali's moveset isn't limited one bit.

True, His moveset is just his. Its what Khali does best.

 

[Rusty]

True, His moveset is just his. Its what Khali does best.

Umm yes...

 

[HBK-aholic]

Fuckin' hell when did the love fest for him start? He's shit. End of.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've never seen you wrestle a good match. So by that logic your shit.

 

[HBK-aholic]

At wrestling, yes I am.

 

[Danmen001]

Indeed. Although I find it hypocritical that people insult wrestlers for doing the ring work they do very well, when compared to us we can do squat.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Criticizing wrestlers is no different than criticizing food you didn't make.

 

[Danmen001]

Criticizing wrestlers is no different than criticizing food you didn't make.

Right, but I don't go out of my way to insult people who bother to cook what may not be fantastic, but they still did more than me.

EDIT: I have insulted wrestlers before. But to prove my point I am making a pact to never insult any wrestler about their abilities again.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Indeed. Although I find it hypocritical that people insult wrestlers for doing the ring work they do very well, when compared to us we can do squat.

Difference being I don't make a living out of doing something awfully. I criticize refeeres for being blind one-sided bastards. Doesn't mean I couldn't do a better job. Just means I know I couldn't so I don't attempt it.