Tenta's Tenta Act

[The Doctor]

Is just that, an act. If I may be serious for a moment, I'm calling him out on this.

You see, we see him around with his Tenta sig and Tenta avatar, praising the greatness of Tenta everyone says "Oh, there goes Tenta, such a great guy."

But...I've found a problem with that.

You see, I've been doing my research, and I have come to the conclusion that is in fact all make-believe. Want to know how I know?

John Tenta died in 2006.

I know, I'm going to face a lot of backlash for this. You could compare it to me telling Linus that The Great Pumpkin does not exist, but the truth is out. Tenta is in fact not John Tenta.

With that said, how could you vote him for any award, ever? Clearly this man should be hung, drawn, and quartered!

 

[Blade]

Tenta is just a fan of John Tenta?! MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[ABMorales787]

How sure are you that he's dead?I mean people say Elvis Presley died in the toilet when in reality, he just moved to a deserted island. I want a picture of you at the grave site or I won't believe you.

 

[Coco]

John Tenta isn't dead. He climbed out of my bottle of Five Herb dressing during the salad course at Sunday dinner last week. I can't be the only one here who this has happened to.

 

[The Doctor]

Tenta is just a fan of John Tenta?! MOTHERFUCKER!

And as for you, I've had my suspicions about you that you're not really a blade! What do you have to say about that?

 

[ABMorales787]

Not a Blade, Doc. THE Blade. What the Hell are you waiting for!? Go kill Twilight!

 

[Blade]

And as for you, I've had my suspicions about you that you're not really a blade! What do you have to say about that?

*cuts you* Argue with that, bitch.

What about you? I'm having my doubts that you're a doctor and/or penis.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

 

[The Doctor]

*cuts you* Argue with that, bitch.

What about you? I'm having my doubts that you're a doctor and/or penis.

I'm not here to be a penis. I'm here to be a dick. Get it right, maggot!

 

[ABMorales787]

I'm not here to be a penis. I'm here to be a dick. Get it right, maggot!

Wow. That just didn't come out right.

 

[The Doctor]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!

 

[Remix]

I'm not here to be a penis. I'm here to be a dick. Get it right, maggot!

Dick Doc, what are you, some kind of ******ed clock?

 

[ABMorales787]

Dick Doc, what are you, some kind of ******ed clock?

Flavor Flave's lost clock necklace.

 

[The Doctor]

Dick Dock Clock. Jump into me when both hands say 12 and I'll freeze.

 

[TSG]

Thread of the Year.

 

[The Doctor]

^Nominate it, then.