And... I'm back!
I'd considered getting a CELTA after I finish my BA at the end of next semester. But at the same time, I already feel I've sunk a lot of money into an education I undervalue. If I were to do a year or two in Asia to get my feet wet and then make my decision whether or not to get a CELTA based off of that, would it be held against me by people in the field who don't consider the uncertified types in Asia to be serious about this line of work?
For what it's worth; I recommend the CELTA route. Probably the biggest complaints I hear leveled against the lower tier Asian industry, particularly China and Vietnam, is that native teachers are given very little support in terms of methodology and development. People show up unprepared to teach, and don't leave a whole lot better. Almost nobody stays at any school there for longer than a year, so the schools are less inclined to put any effort into you.
Obviously this isn't universally true; I have friends who've gone to Asia post CELTA and are having a very positive experience whilst raking in double my salary with no risk of losing their testicles to frostbite, but it's very hard to know what you're getting before you show up.
If you do go the Asia route, try to go with an international language school such as English First (my boss tells me that they're a bunch of incompetent money sucking scumbags - but I sense she may not be totally impartial) since you're likely to get more out of the experience than just dipping your toes in the water.
On the flip side; CELTA is
incredible, and managed to simultaneously be the most intense and rewarding experiences of my entire life. I have literally never met a person in my life who didn't regard it as a worthwhile investment, and this includes the people who decided not to go into EFL and the people who wound up failing the course. You'll get taught how to teach properly (which is a hell of a lot harder then teachers make it seem) and more importantly get taught how to develop. I'm a pretty fucking mediocre teacher when the chips are down, but my honest suspicion is that, without the CELTA tutelage it would have been a total train-wreck and I'd be back to freelance writing by now.
The other advantage to CELTA is that it provides experience of the aspects of ELF that most people really want to pursue (since they involve more money and less children). Go straight overseas and dollars to donuts you'll end up teaching young children, which fucking sucks. Adults are much more interesting, and more valuable experience.
Of course, CELTA ain't cheap, especially if you're just coming off Uni. In the UK there's bugger all financial support for it, so getting a job's probably necessary. If you're resigned to doing that anyway then there's certainly worse ways than dipping your feet into an Asian school.
As a CELTA fanboy, my totally biased suggestion is that, if you can afford to do CELTA, do CELTA. If you can't, try and get short term experience somewhere interesting and outside of the major metropolitan cities and save some money, then do CELTA if you still think it would be valuable. If you don't think it would be valuable, probably do it anyway since it looks impressive to potential employers, and some of them won't look at you without it.
Biggest challenge of being abroad long term?
That's gunna be different for every person in every country. Some people get homesick badly; to the point where they blow most of the money they're saving on flights to and from the UK (or wherever). Personally I'm a massive introvert, and have probably been forced to be more social in my day to day life since moving to Russian than I have at any point since high school - so being away from the people I know hasn't caused me to think twice. It is worth noting though, before leaving your country you should probably resign yourself to an intercourse free existence for the foreseeable future. There's a lot of jokes that go round about ELF teachers being "babe magnets" or "rolling in pussy" or whatever Norcal would say, and whilst being an exotic foreigner probably helps with the ladies, the number of eligible women who you can ethically sleep with is going to decrease by about 10,000% as soon as you leave the plane.
The language barrier is a big deal; especially if you're like me and feel apprehensive about making a part out of yourself in front of strangers. Be aware that the comfortable western culture where you can buy everything you ever wanted without having to exchange a word with another human being does not exist abroad. In Russia (as well as most of Asia and Africa) the vast majority of shops require you to ask for what you want directly, so you either start playing the mime game, or you do what I do and restrict yourself to a tiny number of shopping locations. Even something as simple as taking the bus or going to a cafe by myself I feel uncomfortable with at the moment, and Russia is a much easier culture to deal with than Asia.
On a personal level, the weather isn't nearly as big a deal as I like to make out. People all over the world generally do a pretty good job of making life bearable, and outside of ten minutes each day traveling to and from work, I hardly notice the change in temperature.
You have to expect a given value of cultural differences, though this is a thousand times worse in Asia than in Eastern Europe. The worse I have to put up with is feeling like a political extremist every time I suggest that it might not be compulsory for women to do all the housework or that calling black people ******s in inappropriate. My friends in Asia keep witnessing people shitting in bins, which I'll take bigotry over every day of the week.
For the most difficult thing though, I have an unfounded hunch that you'll be the same as me, and find the biggest shift will be the fact that you're suddenly expected to hold down a proper job. EFL is really hard work; once you land a legitimate job you'll work twice as many hours as advertised putting your lessons together, and things just don't stop. As soon as you clear one hurdle of a difficult lesson another one will get shoved in your path. I've been experimenting with how easy it is to phone it in, and the answer in not very, at least not while you're still new to things.
A real job that isn't fucking boring. EFL is ten times more interesting than being a professional writer (or for that matter any other job I bothered to hold down) ever was. You know all those tiresome cliches that the adverts telling you to become a school teacher throw about? (you know, new challenges every day, being surrounded by interesting people, that kind of thing) Well most of them are true. EFL isn't boring.
There's also the fact that the world is your oyster. Get good enough and there's basically nowhere on the planet that you can't go and lead a very comfortable existence. There is nowhere, except possible North Korea, where they don't require English teachers these days. Somewhere on the planet is bound to be to your taste.
The biggest plus thoug h, at least in my mind, is that it's a career with room for development in lots of different directions, which is bloody rare at the moment. Once you progress up the ladder doors start to open up in the Middle East where it is possible to start making frankly offensive sums of money compared to the average cost of living. An old friend of mind started on $38,000 recently in Saudi, which when you consider that you can rent a high end 3 bedroom apartment for less than $12,000 per year, and that EFL teachers don't have to pay tax over there, and that you're almost certainly being given free accommodation anyway, makes things seem pretty cushy.
There's also lots of different career paths you can grow into. You can just scale up as an EFL teacher until you're making the big monies. Or you can go back and take the DELTA and start to open up university positions, managerial roles and instructional work. Or if you get sick of people with offensive skin tones you can very easily transition into traditional teaching, ether at home or abroad. You have more options available than is the vast majority of other professions.
What's next for you? The middle east? I hear there's major bank to be made there if you're serious and qualified. Some truth to that?
As I attested earlier, yes, lots of truth to it. I'm not a big one for planning, but my tentative idea is to stick out Russia for twelve months, by which time my savings should be north of the 10k mark again. Go back to England and write until I can find an appropriate job in a country like Jakarta and have my world moving foreign adventure whilst still building up worth while experience. Then once I've got three or four years under my belt make a B line for Dubai or Saudi and save some serious money whilst completing my DELTA. Retire at 30 to some nice poor country, or go back to the UK and try teaching CELTA, or whatever else seems like a good idea at the time.
Hopefully that's coherent. Now I need to start lesson planning again. CAE classes tomorrow, which means I'm teaching most of the native Russian teachers in the school. Interesting fact; Teachers make the absolute worst students.