Talk-Time with Mohammad Hasheem

[Melon Farmer]

This will be like everyone's ASK ME thing...but i am gonna be doing things a little bit different.

Instead of me answering the questions, my character of this site's E-Fed, and next Elite X Champion, Mohammad Hasheem, will be answering your questions.

I will be answering it as if he would...but it would be comign from me.


Well Enjoy!!

Hasheem: Death to America!!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Hasheem.. hmmm.. okay.. these are my questions to you.

1. Why on earth would you consider yourself the *next* Elite X Champion, when 'The One' Big Will is also in that match?

2. What are your views on Hornswoggle?

3. What are your views on Coconut?

 

[Melon Farmer]

Hasheem.. hmmm.. okay.. these are my questions to you.

1. Why on earth would you consider yourself the *next* Elite X Champion, with 'The One' Big Will is also in that match?

Hasheem: I conisder myself the next champion for the very fact that you are in that match. You and Gus are both in that match, which makes the match that much easier!! I mean come on? Who are you trying to be? The next Titus? I have kicked Titus's ass...you don't see him here anymore!! Oh and for the 4th and final opponent, El Guerrerro, he is my only real threat. (hahahahahahaha!!)

2. What are your views on Hornswoggle?

Hasheem: My views on Hornswaggle is that he is my type of guy!! I wouldn't mind having that little rascal as my son! Obviously he would have to convert, but he has great taste in women. I mean look at my sexy model, Rasheeka. And for this man, Juck, who thinks he is a little pervert, I ask him...what's wrong with perverts?!? Huh?!?! Huh you son-of-a-gun...what's wrong with perverts>?!!?!?!?! Do you not own porn shop? I kid you not!!

3. What are your views on Coconut?

Hasheem: By Coconut, do you refer to Senoir Coconut?

If yes, then I think he is the greatest poster of all times. Yes he comes second to me, Mohammad Hasheem, but he is an incredible man...and will one day be MOD!!! Oh yes...I can see it now!! Mohammad Hasheem and Senoir Coconut...will rule Wrestle Zone Forums!!!!!



Thank you for asking me, Mohammad HAsheem, a question. Did you know that i am also a singer. I have sung a song and it is a hit!!!

 

[Melon Farmer]

HAsheem: I, Mohammad Hasheem, have had my very first single ever!! The woman in that picture is indeed Rasheeka. That is her english name. Her Arab name is Khalila!!!

Enjoy!!

And I don't really are if you like it or if u hate it...u will watch it and u will laugh!!


(OUt of Character) No joke it is the funniest video i have ever seen!!

[Youtube]hMqTKA8BxvE[/Youtube]

 

[cobain]

what do you think about the return of disasterpiece?

 

[Melon Farmer]

Hasheem: who?

(out of character) i think it is great to hae someone from the old WZCW come back.

(in character)

Hasheem: More flesh for me to destroy mwahahaha!!

 

[Luther_Hull]

Why does this thread suck?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What religion are you? Can you describe your beliefs roughly?

 

[Jonny B]

Why did you Steal the Quote in my sig? Next you'll have a picture of John Barnes and be red repping people for stealing your sig quotes.

 

[Melon Farmer]

johnny....what r u talking abuot? I didnt steal ur quote...u stole mine...all u had to do was demand tha ti willl take it off..and i would have but then u were red reppping me for no reason!!! but wtvr ill take it off

 

[Jonny B]

Dude... sense the joke.

 

[Melon Farmer]

know....but i have to admit....i was scared more than laughing

 

[BooCocky]

Are you a Mohammed Hassan rip off? I dont follow your wzcw stuff, I would like to know because Hassan owned.

 

[Melon Farmer]

Alrighty time to answer some Questions:


(My Religion asked by someone

Hasheem: My religion? My religion?!? Don't you think it is a little personal? Well my religion is that I am an Arab American. I am a Muslim, born and raised in Afganistan!! I moved her a while ago and told me in order for me not gto be deported back to my native country, Afganistan, I would have to have some kind of action, I would be forced to do labor, and hus Chuck Myles came to me and offered me a job, but then i found out it was purly out of pity. that bastard, anyways, I am a mulim and arab. And if you wanna know who my G-d is, my G-d is me!!!

Praise Allah!! Praise Mohammad Hasheem!!


(Question: Am i a rip-off of hassan)

Hasheem: Excuse me, I have to take a quick smooke.

(Hasheem exits and Senoir coconut takes the chair.)

Senoir Coconut: Well, honestly he isn't a rip off. I was upset that Hassan was taken off TV...so wtvr. Then I see this WZCW thing and i reely wanted to join and i reely wanted to be a hell, bc i love being a heel. So I thought and I thouht, what character can i create? O need someone that would get Massive heat!! So thus the idea of Hasheem came abuot and i created him, pretty cool. huh.


(I forgot what Q someone asked me...i'll get to it later.)

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Hasheem: My religion? My religion?!? Don't you think it is a little personal? Well my religion is that I am an Arab American. I am a Muslim, born and raised in Afganistan!! I moved her a while ago and told me in order for me not gto be deported back to my native country, Afganistan, I would have to have some kind of action, I would be forced to do labor, and hus Chuck Myles came to me and offered me a job, but then i found out it was purly out of pity. that bastard, anyways, I am a mulim and arab. And if you wanna know who my G-d is, my G-d is me!!!

Praise Allah!! Praise Mohammad Hasheem!!

LOL that is a horrible impersonation of a Muslim person. But hey- you tried, and that's what matters.

Hmm guess I should ask something. Why was six afraid of seven?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Melon Farmer]

HAsheem: I don't know why?


Rajeem: (He speaks in arabic to HAsheem)

Hasheem: What? because 7 8 9? Oh....7 ate 9!!!! Haha!!!

Damn you Americans!!!

Praise Allah!! praise Mohammad Hasheem

 

[Lil Wes]

Why is this thread so hilarious?

 

[Melon Farmer]

HAsheem: Because I, Mohammad HAsheem, is so hilariously good-look...charming...charismatic....and over-all the best wrestler in all of WZCW!!!