Talk About KB

[klunderbunker]

Discuss your favorite KB moments, lines, dresses, odd moments and anything about him here.

 

[Bernkastel]

purchase some of my shrooms first

 

[GSM]

KB huh ? Our Sherlock, always making accusations ... But well what can you do, I think he´s a good poster and amusing at times.

 

[Mr. Steve]

go comment at skynet, KB! look at the horror that the child is going through.

 

[klunderbunker]

I don't like shrooms.

You're CCS.

I have no children.

 

[Tenta]

Speaking of CCS....

In light of the new evidence of you not having a clue about such a question, I find you totally and completely useless to these forums. You are officially banned for life and all eternity. May your posting corpse rot in bant hell for all time and eternity along with the demons, devils, horrible creatures of the depths of hell itself, and Deadman. You are of no use to any of us here and I will consider it a privilege to spit on your posting grave you low down, rule breaking, ass muching, filthy, dirty, disgusting, skanky, brutal, bottom feeding trashbag, arrogant, lazy, alt making, jabroni beaten, strudel eating, couldn’t get a porn star, worthless piece of anal fudge that this world has ever seen. Instead of letting you stay, I’d rather stick my dick in a pencil sharpener. Instead of reading one of your posts I’d rather stick my head up a rhino’s ass while I sing Old McDonald. The sounds of an infant seal being eaten by a sea lion is more pleasant than you are. Leave us forever and never darken our forums again you worthless piece of pond scum.

In short, you suck. Your friends hate you, your family hates you, your pets are being sacrificed to Satan while he fucks you into oblivion. You’ve never been worth a damn thing and you’re going to Hell. AND STAY OUT!

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh you rock I was thinking of this the other day.

 

[Tenta]

Can we put someone in prison, to see if you can come with something as epic as that?

I win't lie, I've stolen some of those to use in my everyday life.

I'm prepared to pay the price... *prepares to bend over*

 

[klunderbunker]

Psh, you know better than that.

What parts have you used?

 

[Tenta]

What parts haven't I used... Or else, if you're not man enough....

*Gives KB an ear for a good old fashioned ear fuck*

 

[klunderbunker]

Do you ever read any of my sexual posts?

 

[Tenta]

A few.... I have a habit of stalking you....

Where do you think I got the idea of for my JTMFTG.

As for your sexual posts, I find myself massaging bird feces on my gleaming skin as I read it, and taking the nearest razor blade, and pretending that you're holding it to my face, making me sweat out what you'll do next to me. Then, I take out a life size replica of Link from underneath my bed, and have him give me a Cleveland Steamer, before I let the knife finish the job by shoving it so far up my ass, I can't poop it out.

Ahem... That's what I do to stalk you... Your lap top has cameras... I'm watching you

 

[GSM]

A few.... I have a habit of stalking you....

Where do you think I got the idea of for my JTMFTG.

As for your sexual posts, I find myself massaging bird feces on my gleaming skin as I read it, and taking the nearest razor blade, and pretending that you're holding it to my face, making me sweat out what you'll do next to me. Then, I take out a life size replica of Link from underneath my bed, and have him give me a Cleveland Steamer, before I let the knife finish the job by shoving it so far up my ass, I can't poop it out.

Ahem... That's what I do to stalk you... Your lap top has cameras... I'm watching you

Disturbing but yet creative, way to go Tenta.

 

[klunderbunker]

Not bad at all, but alas, you fail again.

 

[Tenta]

Not bad at all, but alas, you fail again.

.... I tried a first time?

 

[klunderbunker]

Yes, you did young grasshopper.

 

[Tenta]

Shit.... Exact citation? Sure you're not confusing me with Savage?

Rest assured, KB, I never fail to please... And I'm going to please you whether you want it or not...

 

[klunderbunker]

You haven't yet, at least not sexually. Granted, few ever have.

 

[Tenta]

Oh just wait, KB.... one day, you'll be walking down the street, and I'll take you up to my little bang bus. As I presume to scratch your perfectly round ass with my car key just to start you off, I play around with your limp dick, watching it get hard, before I unleash a rottweiler on it, to start and maul away at is sees fit. Then, whatever wounds he's left open, I'm going to pour salt into, just to watch you squirm that much more, and then turn you over. I'll collect all of the tears that you'll be crying, and taste their sweet succlence in my mouth. Your tears of pain will be so delicious in my mouth, as I prepare to bite into your ass, as if there was some creamy caramel to reach in the middle. From there, I'll take out the whip, and proceed to wrap it around your genitals, until your skin starts to turn blue, irreversibly blue. I'll then grab my meat pounding hammer, and procede to hit you over the head, but I'll be sure to wait until you wake up, as I want you conscious for all that's going to happen to you. I then pull Rikishi Fatu into the bus, and procede to Eiffel Tower you, in a way in which you have never felt. As a matter of fact, we'll even slit open a hole into your gooch, and bring in Bastion Booger and a dead corpse, so that all four of us can have a hole (mouth, ass, slit in the gooch, and finally, the ear. That will be the dead corpse's job.) From there, I'll procede to lay the dead corpse on you, as the corpse is sandwiched between our pulsating bodies. And then, I pour some acid down your throat, but only enough so that your vocal cords will disintegrate, and you can tell no one of your horrors. After all, I want to hear every scream of agony. I want to climax to the sound of you crying.

 

[klunderbunker]

You spelled Rikishi's last name wrong. It's PHATU.

Fail, again.

 

[SavageTaker]

 

[Tenta]

You spelled Rikishi's last name wrong. It's PHATU.

Fail, again.

Can't it be either way?

 

[klunderbunker]

Do I look like someone that would go either way to you?

 

[Tenta]

Well your avatar is Link.....

 

[klunderbunker]

Hylian hater.