Survivor Series Elimination Game, Round 1, Match 5

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I knew this was going to happen. Sorry but you were on a nice cushion of 7 and GD is ma dawg.

 

[hatehabsforever]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
4 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
4 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

7 Jglass
7 IC25
4 Mighty NorCal
5 Night Shift Loser

-Mantaur Rodeo Clown
+JGlass

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I won't judge you. Only God can do that.

And the dude sitting across the restaurant as you solo another 3 foot hoagie.

 

[The Doctor]

JGoose is not a weak link. JGoose is never a weak link. These new people just don't know the tales of the man...the myth...the legend. JGoose.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
4 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
5 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

7 Jglass
7 IC25
3 Mighty NorCal
5 Night Shift Loser

- Norcal
+ Barbosa

 

[Jay Sherman]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
4 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

6 Jglass
7 IC25
4 Mighty NorCal
5 Night Shift Loser
-1Barbosa
+1NorCal

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
5 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

6 Jglass
7 IC25
3 Mighty NorCal
5 Night Shift Loser

+Barbosa
-NorCal

 

[Stormtrooper]

5 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
5 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

6 Jglass
7 IC25
4 Mighty NorCal
5 Night Shift Loser

+1 NorCal
-1 Coco

 

[justinsayne]

5 Coco the Monkey
5 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
5 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

6 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
5 Night Shift Loser

-GD
+Norcal

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

5 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
5 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

6 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
4 Night Shift Loser

+ 1 for GD

- 1 for NSL

 

[Stormtrooper]

5 Coco the Monkey
5 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
5 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

7 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
4 Night Shift Loser

+1 JGlass
-1 GD

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

5 Coco the Monkey
5 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

7 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
3 Night Shift Loser

-NSL
+Barbosa

 

[Coco]

You people do realize that the fitness junkies in NJexus all have massive bodybuilder clits, right?

 

[TLC]

5 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

6 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
3 Night Shift Loser

-Jglass
+GD

 

[IrishCanadian25]

You people do realize that the fitness junkies in NJexus all have massive bodybuilder clits, right?

Shut your filthy ****e mouth. <roid rages>

 

[The_Misson]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
5 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

5 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
3 Night Shift Loser

-Jglass
+Coco the Monkey

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
6 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

5 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
2 Night Shift Loser

+Mantaur Rodeo Clown
-NSL

 

[Stormtrooper]

5 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
6 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

5 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
3 Night Shift Loser

+NSL
-1 Coco

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

6 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
6 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

5 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
2 Night Shift Loser

+ Coco
- NSL

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

7 Coco the Monkey
6 GD
6 Mantaur Rodeo Clown
6 Barbosa
6 Miko

vs.

5 Jglass
7 IC25
5 Mighty NorCal
1 Night Shift Loser

+1 for Coco

-1 for NSL

 

[JGlass]

This is NSL we're talking about people, the GREATEST TNA mod the world has ever seen. Just, fair, always quick with a joke, the type of guy who would take your hate, light your cigarette and pour you a drink.

Don't eliminate this man... this beautiful, gift of a man. Instead, set your sites on the enemy.

I have it on good authority that Coco the monkey is a proprietor of bestiality porn. His latest film includes a woman getting brutalized by a rhinoceros's horn.

General Disarray seems like a nice enough fellow, but did you know he is the illegitimate father of the kid that played Anakin in Star Wars Episode 1?

Mantaur Rodeo Clown us all a while ago, but unlike NSL, who left to fight childhood obesity and feed the starving children in Africa, MRC left to feed obese children and starve the children in Africa.

Barbarosa is a fancy pants intellect who mocks us all from his ivory tower. Would you rather have a beer with him, or NSL, NorCal, IC, and JGlass? These are the things you should consider when voting for president, and who you're voting for in the Survivor Series tournament.

And finally... we have Miko. The man who tells us all about his bowel movements. The man who felt no sorrow for Edge when he retired. The man who consults us on when and how he should choke the snake... and also when he wants to *********e. Come now fellow WrestleZone posters, this is the man you are voting for over NSL?

The NightShiftLoser- The man who is always here for you when you're the only one up at 3 AM. He'll talk to you about music, women, beer, life, anything your heart desires. Can you say the same for any of the charlatans (that's right, I called you charlatans) on Team Saunter? I think not.

Vote smart, vote NSL.

 

[Coco]

NSL was good for one thing: Being active in every TNA discussion and making the the opening post for the PPV match threads. He was the Ferbian of the TNA section. And we all remember how much of a bore Ferbian was.

 

[The Doctor]

Barbosa is five people. His team is disqualified.

 

[JGlass]

Coco's signature further proves my claim that he is the operator of a bestiality porn ring. Don't believe anything he says about NSL, they are all lies being perpetuated by a pervert.

 

[Coco]

My perversion isn't exactly news. I'm *********ing furiously to two chipmunks chasing one another outside my window as we speak.