Survivor Series Elimination Game, Round 1, Match 5

[LSN80]

10 Coco the Monkey
9 GD
11 Barbosa
9 Miko

vs.

9 Jglass
2 IC25

+ JGlass
-GD

 

[JGlass]

I take back everything bad I've ever said about you or your family, Will.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I take back everything bad I've ever said about you or your family, Will.

Wait a second.. .. .. you've talked shit about my Family?

 

[JGlass]

Just your daughter, and how stupid she was when she was 2. She couldn't even read.

 

[Coco]

It was Milenko. Yeah, that's the ticket.

JGlass raped the Du Cane family. You can't vote for that monster.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Just your daughter, and how stupid she was when she was 2. She couldn't even read.

I feel like there would be a thread explaining this somewhere. Especially since my Daughter could read fine at 2.

 

[JGlass]

Shit, your daughter could read at two? I think that puts her ahead of most kindergarteners.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

It was Milenko. Yeah, that's the ticket.

JGlass raped the Du Cane family. You can't vote for that monster.

Technically, I never said I was going to vote FOR JGlass, either.

I just said I couldn't vote against him.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I feel like there would be a thread explaining this somewhere. Especially since my Daughter could read fine at 2.

What were some of the more advanced works that she had read at that time?

 

[Coco]

Dude, the Du Cane family. I'd vote against him now if that were an option.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Shit, your daughter could read at two? I think that puts her ahead of most kindergarteners.

I stand corrected; my Wife is informing me that Gabrielle had several books memorized and knew them by heart. Hence, she could "read" them because she had been told them several dozen times.

I still feel as if there is a thread somewhere outlining a previous conversation.

 

[JGlass]

I have no recollection of raping the Du Canes. My memory goes blank after I locked them in my cellar and tied them to the water heater.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Dude, the Du Cane family. I'd vote against him now if that were an option.

Yeah, I literally have no clue who that is.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

What were some of the more advanced works that she had read at that time?

Go Dog Go, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, and pretty much anything else by Dr. Seuss. Top level stuff, really.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Go Dog Go, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish, and pretty much anything else by Dr. Seuss. Top level stuff, really.

I was going to brag about reading at a higher level than her, but lying in order to make myself seem more intelligent than a two year old is even too low for me.

 

[The_Misson]

11 Coco the Monkey
9 GD
11 Barbosa
9 Miko

vs.

9 Jglass
1 IC25

+ Coco
-IC25

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

11 Coco the Monkey
9 GD
11 Barbosa
10 Miko

vs.

9 Jglass
0 IC25

-1 for IC

+1 for Miko

 

[JGlass]

Yes, now I have the advantage.

 

[Coco]

Make habs and SNS proud, my son.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

11 Coco the Monkey
10 GD
11 Barbosa
10 Miko

vs.

8 Jglass

+ GD
- JGlass

 

[JGlass]

Wait for it... waaaait for it...

 

[Coco]

habs' hour is long past up. We won't be waiting long.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

JGlass is by himself and has already lost a point? It didn't take him long to disappoint me.

 

[JGlass]

The one man wrecking crew will be rolling to victory any minute now.

Just wait for it.

 

[The Crock]

How is this possible?! One man has a CLEAR advantage.