Short one. I get a call from a neighbor. There seems to be a lot of smoke coming from those houses I said I own but can't live in. I rush over. I find this 45 foot pine tree next to one of the houses on fire. That took me 20 minutes. The Fire Department was called before I was and they are equal distance away. Somehow, I had enough time to beat them to it, break the fence, as I had no keys, turn off the flames and realize the cause. My dear grampa that taught me about pro wrestling decided to burn the tree in hope of knocking it donwn. After failing, he sprinkled water to turn the fire off and covered the area up. WITH FUCKING CARDBOARD! Needless to say, it lit up almost burning 1 mile of land, two houses and a fucking gas tank.
Yeah, I... I need some porn.
Yeah, I... I need some porn.
