Supposedly, everyone is the "Best in the World"

[PlayTheGame]

hopscotch

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I am the best in the world at what I do, do you understand what I'm saying to you right now? And what I do is watch children's TV.

 

[Tastycles]

being black

You're Mr. Eko off Lost?!

Charizard.

I knew someone who used to do an impression of Charizard meeting Jesus. It was pretty funny when I was about 12, so you've got a tough challenge.

enjoying Gelgarin posts

'Fraid not.


Mine is probably making Supernoodles.

 

[The Rob]

Avoiding the gym.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Humbling other women in Mixed Martial Arts competition.

I consider my time spent in the Octagon to be golden.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

At making my way home after a night out. I always seem to do it.

 

[Coco]

Being Jesus.

You're not allowed to make jokes like that.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Now I remember:

Drunk backwards walking pissing for distance

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Telling what age a woman is by feeling her breasts.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Forgetting to pull out...

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Being "The Best In The World" is old shit. I'm The Greatest Killjoy That Ever Lived.

I don't think my wife would take too kindly to you stealing her nickname...

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

*********ing.

 

[Max Headroom]

Coming home alone from a party on a weekend.

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

Coming home alone from a party on a weekend.

No way, dude... My best friend has that one fucking ACED!