Stupid things people say (including gems from Tastycles' girlfriend)

[Tastycles]

Girlfriend (reading someone's facebook status): I was keeping up with a bumoo estate...

(stops reading): What's a bumoo?

Tastycles: Are you being serious?

Girlfriend: Yeah, I don't know what a bumoo is

Tastycles: Read it again

Girlfriend: I don't know what bumoo is!

Tastycles: Read the letters out

Girlfriend: B...M..W... Bumooo

Tastycles: Err...

Girlfriend: Oh! BMW!


NOTE: She'd like to point out that she thought it was a housing estate, because otherwise you'll all be saying, and I quote, "What a dumb bitch, I'm an American"

She'd also like you to know that she's drunk, and that it's her only saving grace.

 

[Lee]

BAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW

 

[Tastycles]

"Say a witty retort in my defence"

 

[ZeroVX]

"ASL".

You're pretty much labeled stupid for life if you ever utter this.

 

[Nitafrong]

One which I think might be peculiar to our little island- when asked what they are doing people will often say they are "noseying" rather than browsing or just looking around.
It funny becuase thats not what you would think it meant when you first hear it

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

Tasty I would be surprised if she ever pleasures you orally again after you just outed the fact that she has the intelect of a stick insect (wait they probably are smarter then her)

 

[Dave]

Harsh, DJ.

Very harsh!

 

[The Big Gunnzbowski]

*HUGE counter top calender right in front of them* "What day is it?"

 

[Uncle Sam]

"What's the offside rule?"