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[Skairipa Matrix]

Oh yeah, I've been waiting all week for this meal. Honestly I've become quite the chef since preparing a weekly menu here at La Casa De Beard. I mean I could already cook, but I'm expanding my game. Now I sound like a major douche boasting about my cooking abilities. Oh well, fuck it.

If the food taste as good as it sounds, you have every right to brag.

 

[SD619]

Happy birthday..

 

[Nate DaMac]

Hehe. Sweet. I had a kid on Theo's birthday.

 

[Theo Mays]

Hehe. Sweet. I had a kid on Theo's birthday.

Congrats man.

And that kid is gonna do spectacular things solely based on the date of birth.

 

[Sparky]

Happy Birthday Theo and Congrates Nate.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Hehe. Sweet. I had a kid on Theo's birthday.

That means they will have an epic beard.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Well it's a girl. So yeah, probably.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

The Beardette lives!

 

[Stormtrooper]

Theo, my apologies for failing to wish a joyous anniversary of your birth on time I have not been on in a few days.

Happy (belated) Theo!