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[JGlass]

So you can wish the legendary nice-guy and expert facial hair grower Theo a happy birthday!

Happy birthday brother, I hope it's a good one. Ah who am I kidding, if anybody is going to do it up on their birthday, it's you!

 

[klunderbunker]

Dare to dream kid. Happy birthday.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

Happy birthday Theo Westside

 

[Theo Mays]

Thanks fellas.

As for living it up, for once my birthday is going to be simple and quiet. Just got a slow cooker and I'm gonna whip up this ravioli recipe I've had sitting in my drawer. Sausage, beef, pepperoni and cheese ravioli. It shall be relaxing.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Happy Birthday man, have an enjoyable one. Hope you give that lady friend of yours the business.

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

Thanks fellas.

As for living it up, for once my birthday is going to be simple and quiet. Just got a slow cooker and I'm gonna whip up this ravioli recipe I've had sitting in my drawer. Sausage, beef, pepperoni and cheese ravioli. It shall be relaxing.

That sounds really good honestly. Damnit now you've gone and made me hungry!

But anyway, happy birthday Theo.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Happy birthday Theo

 

[Theo Mays]

That sounds really good honestly. Damnit now you've gone and made me hungry!

But anyway, happy birthday Theo.

Oh yeah, I've been waiting all week for this meal. Honestly I've become quite the chef since preparing a weekly menu here at La Casa De Beard. I mean I could already cook, but I'm expanding my game. Now I sound like a major douche boasting about my cooking abilities. Oh well, fuck it.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Happy Birthday

 

[Bernkastel]

Happy birthday Theo.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Happy Birthday you sexy mother fucker.

 

[Blue Chipper]

Click-baited me in here. For good reason, though.

Happy birthday.

 

[Dagger Dias]

Happy birthday, Theo! Hope it's an awesome one.

 

[Dirk]

It's LUZADER-TIME! Happy birthday, bud!

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Happy birthday man. Have a nice day

 

[The Doctor]

awwww yeah

Happy birthday, man!

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Happy beard day

 

[justinsayne]

 

[Thriller Ant]

Happy birthday, Theo!

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

T to the H to the E to the O! OH!

Happy bday my grizzly friend.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Happy birthday, Theo.

You're a groovy guy.

 

[TLC]

Happy birthday, bud. Have a great day.

 

[Miko]

Happy birthday, mate

 

[Reflection]

Happy Birthday. Get laid and make the rest of us IWCians proud (and a bit envious).

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Happy Birthday manny.