Something I Will Never Understand...

Cena's Little Helper

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Why do fast food restaurants have diet soda? Yes, I know that some people are exceptions, and that, when they go to a McDonald's or a Taco Bell, they get something relatively healthy. But, the majority of people are going to chow down on a meal that is at least 3000 calories. At this point, do you really think that an extra 275 or so calories in the form of a regular soda is going to do anything to you?
 
Some people like the taste better, and for people like with a strong family history of diabetes or have diabetes have to get diet because we can't digest much sugar. It's not all about calories, but taste and sugar.
 
I prefer Diet.

I guess the main reason is the same reason fat ***** get salad on their Big Mac, they can at least try and convince themselves they're eating healthily.
 
I work at a local pizza place, and have alot of morbidly obese customers. Thus, I get a kick when one specific customer comes in and orders (for dine in), 2 steak sandwiches, one 11 inch pepperoni and sausage, and a (small) diet. Keep in mind, this guy runs out of breath walking from his car that he parks right out front, all the way to the front door which is roughly fifteen feet. And he has nobody else joining him in our dining room. So, I asked him one day why he does that exact order, and his response was, "Well, I need the diet to counteract the food. I don't want to gain too much wait." Dumbass, overweight rednecks, I ask you: Is there anything better?
 
I work at a local pizza place, and have alot of morbidly obese customers. Thus, I get a kick when one specific customer comes in and orders (for dine in), 2 steak sandwiches, one 11 inch pepperoni and sausage, and a (small) diet. Keep in mind, this guy runs out of breath walking from his car that he parks right out front, all the way to the front door which is roughly fifteen feet. And he has nobody else joining him in our dining room. So, I asked him one day why he does that exact order, and his response was, "Well, I need the diet to counteract the food. I don't want to gain too much wait." Dumbass, overweight rednecks, I ask you: Is there anything better?
And what makes you think he was a redneck?
 
Nothing. Wehn I get that shit. Fucking give me ALL of it, dammit. If your gonna go for it, fucking GO FOR IT, all the damn way. Thats how I live life bitch :lmao:
 
i prefer diet...my friends always order 'full fat' after I order
 
DIAR. I understand, dude, I fucking understand what diabetes is, I wasnt even reffering to you in eithe rpost I made :lmao:
Quote then so my sorry ass won't embarass myself. It was hard to tell who you were talking to. *cries* See what you did! BIG MEANY! I BAN YOU!

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Some people prefer the taste of Diet Coke. Also, I'm pretty sure a big mac isn't going to rot my teeth, but sugar is more likely to than most artificial sweeteners.
 
Whenever we go to Taco Bell, three of us order 10-12 burritos (stoned, drunk, late) and 1 small diet pepsi as a joke.
 

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