So, we're having some work done in our house

[HBK-aholic]

And today, new plasterers were here. I came home from work for around half an hour and had a little chat with them, and my family, before I had to leave for work again. I got home this evening and went to my room, to find a piece of paper on my bed with one of the guys names and number, telling me to text him with a smiley and a kiss. This same guy was talking to my mum telling her about his girlfriend and son.

Like, really?

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Classy.

 

[Hawkeye]

My fellow males are at it again. I swear they can be so...greasy at times. We're not all like that Becca,I promise.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Any guy that puts kisses with his name and number is just asking for trouble.

 

[klunderbunker]

Sweet you got my note.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

So how did her house look KB?

 

[The Raven's Epitaph]

He sounds like a classy fellow. There's this "knocker" as they're called; that keeps coming round to our house late at night saying he's looking to get abit of extra cash and that he's 'currently unemployed'. Seriously, he looks stoned everytime. I swear the next time he comes round I'm going to ring the police.

Knocking on somebodies door at 11:45pm to sell tea-towels and dish cloths for your next fix is just fucking ridiculous.

 

[Uncle Sam]

To be expected from plasterers really. Careful now. Next time he'll be on the bed.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Or he and his girlfriend.

 

[Wolfdemon]

Find his address and mail the note to his girlfriend.

 

[Барбоса]

I'm only plastering to pay the bills

The sleazing I do on my own time

 

[THE Madcap]

so have you txt him yet?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Ew no.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Becca, for what it's worth - you talk to everyone and put xoxo, smiley's and kisses. You also once told me it's a UK thing. Perhaps you were right afterall, maybe he's just like you and merely wanted to talk to you and become friends. Nothing more. I think you're looking too much into this.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Okay Will

 

[Uncle Sam]

Becca, for what it's worth - you talk to everyone and put xoxo, smiley's and kisses. You also once told me it's a UK thing.

Yeah, me and Jake rarely end a message to each other without hugs and kisses.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sam never puts hugs and kisses on the end of my texts

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Sam never puts hugs and kisses on the end of my texts

Thats because he's in love with you. You aren't just a regular friend to him. You should feel special. Turn that frown, upside down.

Again.. xoxo, saying you love someone, hugs, kisses, stupid smiley's = friendship.

Not adding any of those things = love.

Its taken me.. what.. 4 years to learn your UK ways.. oh, you tricky, tricky brits.

 

[Super Hans]

Free plastering > paying for plastering.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Today he told me he could overlook him having a girlfriend if I could. Seriously?! What type of girl goes for a guy who will cheat on his girlfriend and likely hurt his child in the long run?!

 

[Remix]

a ****e?

 

[Super Hans]

a ****e?

My kind of girl.

 

[THE Madcap]

so you txt him...?

 

[Tastycles]

By not being openly vile, he's better than most tradesmen. "Want your arse to look like my radio?"

 

[Vincent Michaels]

You haven't texted me yet Becca.