So umm....

[Final Form Snyper.]

I had an arrangment with the missus lastnight, that if i shaved my balls.... she would blow me off..... So i shaved them so quick that she didn't even have time to blink, lets be honest here she doesn't offer them out much infact I've only had a handful from here in nearly 9 years..... I'm not regretting it one bit the only thing is that I've never done that before and now they are so itchy, it's killing me.

Still worth it?

So the point of the thread is, Have you ever done something, either harsh painfull or in this case itchy to get something off of your g/f, wife Etc.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm 21 and a virgin at this point I would murder someone in order to have sex

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

If you shave them, they're itchy when they are just growing back.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Married her for guaranteed sex.

I kid, I kid. I shave though, its not bad. If you keep letting it grow back though, it'll be a pain in the ass as far as itchiness goes.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

The itching lasts for a day or two, tops.

 

[Mr. TM]

I'm 21 and a virgin at this point I would murder someone in order to have sex

Sorry to interrupt, but I thought about a week ago you said you had chanced to lose your virginity? I might be incorrect, so sorry ahead of time.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

If your taste in women is anything like your taste in music, Miwikipedialenko, then I'm sure

would be willing to give you some.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I was like this after the "deed"

The guy ontop that would be me.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I was like this after the "deed"

The guy ontop that would be me.

That looks like a chic sitting atop that thing, though.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Sorry to interrupt, but I thought about a week ago you said you had chanced to lose your virginity? I might be incorrect, so sorry ahead of time.

No you're right I have since then come to the conclusion that I have made a huge mistake in passing up Drunken college sex

I was like this after the "deed"

The guy ontop that would be me.

Dude if you look closely that's a woman

 

[Mighty NorCal]

man, FUCK no. if you have to strike up deals with a girl to get her to serve you, then she isnt worth a damn. I would never give a girl like that the time of day.

(now comes the part were WIll calls me callous )

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

I was like this after the "deed"

The guy ontop that would be me.

I ment to say like this you know saying ontop of the world and stuff.

Also thats either a pretty bloke or an ugly woman.... jokes i didn't take notice i just wanted to use the picture.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

It wasn't that i had to strike up a deal, but I knew coming into the relationship she didn't like having dick in her mouth, I accepted that and have goated here into 4-5 in 9 years.

This brother was swimming in clouds afterwards.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

man, FUCK no. if you have to strike up deals with a girl to get her to serve you, then she isnt worth a damn. I would never give a girl like that the time of day.

(now comes the part were WIll calls me callous )

I'd never call you callous for that. It's common sense, really. Typically, unless you're really badly in need of sex - doing deeds for sexual favors in return is just as bad as paying a hooker.

I have nothing against people who pay hookers for sex, but the fact is I don't have that kinda money just laying around. So I have to survive off those that want my penis, purely because it's fuckable.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

It wasn't that i had to strike up a deal, but I knew coming into the relationship she didn't like having dick in her mouth, I accepted that and have goated here into 4-5 in 9 years.

This brother was swimming in clouds afterwards.

I recall the days before anal. Horrible, horrible days. She loves it now though, so the interesting fact here is.. don't knock it, till you've tried it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

honestly. I couldnt be with a girl who didnt suck dick.

a coupke chicks were like "I dont usually..."

to which I replied "welp, your gonna start to..."

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I've tried explaining this to Erin, in relation to any remote possibility of me thinking my ex's were ever better.

Neither did anything. Erin does everything. And, unlike the rest, Erin cares. Thats like a bonus w/ unlimited sexual potential.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

honestly. I couldnt be with a girl who didnt suck dick.

a coupke chicks were like "I dont usually..."

to which I replied "welp, your gonna start to..."

At least NorCal would say something. I'd just take it out, and if she wasn't on it in about 7 seconds...date's over. She who hesitates is without my dick in her mouth. Words of wisdom from your friendly neighborhood Lariat.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

It's not like I'm jacking it because I'm not getting action, trust me I can fuck her any which way I want to...... as long as i want and she loves it.

I'm a happy man.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It's not like I'm jacking it because I'm not getting action, trust me I can fuck her any which way I want to...... as long as i want and she loves it.

I'm a happy man.

and in the end, thats what matters. I had a an ex who liked nothing BETTER but to suck dick, but dammit if I didnt fucking despise her the last 2 months we were together. So, do whatcha do

 

[Nate DaMac]

Man I am gonna catch all kinds of hell for this. I have you beat. My girl made a deal with me that I could get anal if I let her stick her finger in my ass. Totally worth it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Man I am gonna catch all kinds of hell for this. I have you beat. My girl made a deal with me that I could get anal if I let her stick her finger in my ass. Totally worth it.

why would SHE want to do that???

 

[Nate DaMac]

It wasn't that she wanted to, she thought it would save her from destruction. I'm secure enough to be uncomfortable for a couple seconds to get the best feeling sex ever. Totally worth it.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

So she lost, twice.

Not only did she truly not want to stick her finger in your ass. But she ended up claiming to want to, only to not have anal - which she then had to have. Thats horrible.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

thats AWESOME is what it is.

and hey dude, what the shit ever. a lot of dudes pay for that kind of treatment. those cosmo magazines TELL girls to do that to stimulate the prostate.

whenever I walk into a chicks place and see a Cosmo magazine on the table, I look at them and say "if you put your finger in or around my asshole, I will fucking punch you"