So I'm in this tea room right now...

[Diet Soda]

...and 'Ride of the Valkyries' starts playing in the background.

I got the urge to jump up on the table, take off my trousers, kick over my cafetiere, and start chanting "YES! YES! YES!"

I didn't, however, because I like the place and want to be allowed back.

Do you ever get these urges? Where you wish you could act in public like wrestlers do on TV, and it still be perceived as normal?

 

[Richard Blonoff]

One time I was wearing my CM Punk "In Punk We Trust" shirt at the mall and a kid who looked about 7 came up and tugged on the back of my shirt and did the you can't see me and told me Cena could beat up Punk. I hoisted him up and hit him with the GTS, stood over his lifeless body and proclaimed I was best in the world.......at least that is what I wanted to happen.

Every time I see a folding chair I want to grab it and hit people.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

No, I've never had the desire to go to a tea room.

However, there are many times I have pictured professional wrestling in my every day life. Recently I took my daughter to a place called Jumpzone. Jumpzone is basically for kids between ages 2 and 10 where they have these amazing bouncey houses and slides. All I could think about is how cool it would be to have a match or brawl that went through the whole building and all the different houses and slides. A guy could body slam another guy and he would just bounce straight back up. The wrestlers would just look at each other like, "Oh yeah.". It would be the ultimate spot fest.

I also want my own theme music wherever I go. I often look at table and wonder how much it would hurt and cost me if I just threw myself on it. And like every great parent I will body slam or suplex my 4 year old daughter on her bed. She loves it, my wife cringes.

 

[Lowdown]

Usually I feel like that when i hear certain songs on my MP3. Like Trip's "My Time" theme. Or "Bombtrack" by Rage Against the Machine.

 

[ProudFlairMark]

I'm partial to the DDT. My 8 year sells better than Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels and Dolph Ziggler put together. I usually scream "DDT!" In a very "Joey Styles"-esque manner while delivering the move.

My 6 year is usually the victim of a Texas Cloverleaf/tickle torture combo.

My wife says "Steven, you have GIRLS. Quit that shit!"

....To which I respond with a sleeper hold. That'll teach her.

 

[ProudFlairMark]

Oh, and since "Also Sprach Zaratustra" is played on every other commercial (Scrubbing Bubbles and Sprint most recently), movie preview (some kids movie we saw the trailer for), my wife gets super embarrassed since every time I hear it, I feel the need to shout "WOOOOOOOOOOOO!" At the top of my lungs and throw up both hands with the Horsemen symbol.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I'm partial to the DDT. My 8 year sells better than Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels and Dolph Ziggler put together. I usually scream "DDT!" In a very "Joey Styles"-esque manner while delivering the move.

My 6 year is usually the victim of a Texas Cloverleaf/tickle torture combo.

You make me feel like I have such a limited moveset. I'm like the John Cena of child abusers.

 

[ProudFlairMark]

Piece of advice - I, personally, try and keep my workrate up so the both the IWC and Department of Family and Children's Services stays off my ass. You should think about doing the same.

My next day off, we're going to work on hitting The Canadian Destroyer on my 21 month old. Tried before, but she doesn't have her timing down.

 

[SD619]

Do you ever get these urges? Where you wish you could act in public like wrestlers do on TV, and it still be perceived as normal?

I get such urges once every 2-3 hours. I want to drop a "pipebomb" in my office.

I feel like yelling "Woooooooo" every time I do something worthwhile.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Piece of advice - I, personally, try and keep my workrate up so the both the IWC and Department of Family and Children's Services stays off my ass. You should think about doing the same.

My next day off, we're going to work on hitting The Canadian Destroyer on my 21 month old. Tried before, but she doesn't have her timing down.

Exactly, and remember, if a kid can't sell by 2 years old, cut your loses and have another kid. I think that's what Stu Hart said.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Whenever I hear "Written in The Stars" I feel the urge to take a shit, in order to depict the result of Wrestlemania 27.

 

[Danger Burger]

Anytime "Break the walls down" come on on my MP3 player, i feel like acting like a right dick, just shoving people when I walk past and stuff. I am best in the world at everything I imagine doing.

 

[Diet Soda]

Y'all remember that backstage scene where HBK just went round superkicking anyone and everyone?

That, in a supermarket.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Can't say I ever have no

 

[SD619]

Y'all remember that backstage scene where HBK just went round superkicking anyone and everyone?

That, in a supermarket.

One of the funniest things that I have seen in the WWE.

Can't say I ever have no

I expected more craziness from you.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

One of the funniest things that I have seen in the WWE.



I expected more craziness from you.

fine the next time I'm in Walmart I'll do my best Big Dick Johnson Impersonation

 

[King Patrick Star]

At every Graduation I’ve ever been to since 1989, I always yell “Oooohhhh Yyyyeeeeaaaahhhh!! Dig it!!”

 

[shattered dreams]

Real men wrestle dogs. I think I randomly drop Booker T isms as well.

 

[Daniel]

Whenever I hear someone say "who's next", I always have the urge to shout "YOU'RE NEXT".

That counts, right? Fuck you. It does.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Real men wrestle dogs.

When I was a kid I hooked the Macho Dog's leg so many times to win the championship I am surprised I never got my face bitten off.

 

[Diet Soda]

Real men wrestle dogs. I think I randomly drop Booker T isms as well.

Oh yeah, I chokeslam my cat on to the settee when she's being a pain.

 

[Dirk]

Funny you should mention that specific example, Soda. Wednesday evening I went to a campus tug-of-war. Each team had seven guys competing and one guys shouting the instructions. Most of the chants were things like "One... Two... Squeeze!" or "Een... Twee... Trek! (Afrikaans)". One of these guys, however, was phoning it in with "Yes! Yes! Yes!". Out of around 200 students, I was the only one doing the Yes-chant, pointed fingers and everything... Disappointment...

 

[Diet Soda]

Funny you should mention that specific example, Soda. Wednesday evening I went to a campus tug-of-war. Each team had seven guys competing and one guys shouting the instructions. Most of the chants were things like "One... Two... Squeeze!" or "Een... Twee... Trek! (Afrikaans)". One of these guys, however, was phoning it in with "Yes! Yes! Yes!". Out of around 200 students, I was the only one doing the Yes-chant, pointed fingers and everything... Disappointment...

Exactly the point of this thread: that awkward moment when you realise that 90% of the stuff you see done in WWE just doesn't happen in real life.

Might go down to a garden furniture showroom this weekend and swanton bomb myself through some stuff.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

If some one tells me to "take care" I tell them to "Spike your hair."

I've been known to drop a few "Woo Woo Woo. You know it" from time to time.

And last night we were at a bar for my birthday and my dancing consisted of the Daniel Bryan Yes finger points and by the end most people were rocking it hard. It pays to be persistent, girls.

 

[therockiswwf]

It doesn't matter what you think - Whenever someone says something to me that I don't care about.

Whenever someone says yes/no/what, I have the urge to break out in yes/no/what chants.

Of course, WOOOOOO-ing everytime I do something awesome.

Finally, I have the urge to run people over people for da people while wearing a thong.