Smooth Sexual Chocolate

[The Crock]

Free the Weed!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

 

[The Crock]

New user title. We can make it spread!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Yesssssss. Let's make it happen.

 

[The Crock]

I'll do it now.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

The weed will be freed

 

[The Crock]

Hell yeah mang

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Look who's finally back to mingle with us peasant folk.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Yezzir DaWg!!!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

The cage has been missing you for damn sure.

 

[The Crock]

I needed some Smooth Sexual Relief.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I've been missing the cage, I've been luriking in there a bit, but nothing has really caught my eye.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

The only thing better than a smooth sexual relief, is a smooth sexual release, all over a nice pair of tits.

 

[The Crock]

Dude SSC, being single in college is great. Pussy errrrrrwhere.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Yes, this place has been shit lately. I find myself logging off early every night.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I feel ya, I've pretty much been logging off before 9, a combination of me being tired and just a lack of fresh topics.

College pussy is the best, load up on it. Your goal should be to fuck as many different kinds of bitches in as many different ways as possible.

 

[The Crock]

Seriously, 2 different chicks last week, I'm not lying.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I wish 9 was early for me.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

That's what it's all about. College literally the perfect storm of pussy, it's a beautiful thing.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I'm usually up before 7, even when I don't have to be, it's been a but of a curse lately.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Nice chattin homeys, I'm logging off in order to get me some pussy from the gf, good evening gentlemen.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

I haven't seen 7 in over a year now.

You know what's wierd, when you shake someone's hand and then realize they're missing a finger. I was at the bar last night and it was pretty empty so my girlfriend and I ended up talking to this older couple we were sitting next to. Well I went to shake his hand and then realized he was missing his pinky finger on both hands. Said he lost them working in the oilfields.

 

[The Crock]

SSC, conquering pussy since (Insert year of birth here).

See ya buddy.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Peace brah.

 

[The Crock]

I haven't seen 7 in over a year now.

You know what's wierd, when you shake someone's hand and then realize they're missing a finger. I was at the bar last night and it was pretty empty so my girlfriend and I ended up talking to this older couple we were sitting next to. Well I went to shake his hand and then realized he was missing his pinky finger on both hands. Said he lost them working in the oilfields.

You know what's worse? Reaching for a handshake and the person has broken hands or something. So awkward.