Smackdown: The B-Team HQ!

[Hawkeye]

Which means don't let him try it on you,or he'll Gail Kim your ass

 

[J-Dogg]

I have 22 ways to fuck you up....CHOOSE 1.

 

[The Crock]

Hey, sorry about my lack of posting over the last few days... But I've been very busy and I've been posting off my phone. But, tomorrow I'll be able to start posting non spam again, I hope this hasn't been too much of an inconvinience.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So it's a play on The A-Team? If so, I just got that.

 

[The Crock]

Sam, just a question. Do you know why Prophet hasn't drafted in a day or so? It's really holding back our progress.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No. No, I don't. I wish I did, but I don't.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

So it's a play on The A-Team? If so, I just got that.

Congratulations Sam, you win!

 

[J-Dogg]

I have good news people, as most of you know i had to my wrestling training on hold for some personal and family reasons, well since im sorta broke and looking for a new job, my mother said she'd give me the money to continue to pay for training. I said i didn't want to start this month so she said how about i start next month, so as it seems now i will be starting up again mid to late August, or even just after my nephew is born in the beginning of September. This result is better than i hoped for.

 

[Soapguy]

J-Dogg, that's pretty awesome.

 

[J-Dogg]

Yep, i want to try and debut as a wrestler by the time im 21.

 

[The Crock]

J-Dogg what kind of a wrestler do you wanna be, power, high flyer...?

 

[J-Dogg]

High Impact and power, but mainly high impact, i have over 40 signature moves with 3 of them being finishers, im 6 foot and reasonably big so it suits my size for that type of wrestling. Finally hit the gym after a short hiatus.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

J-Dogg what kind of a wrestler do you wanna be, power, high flyer...?

With a name like J-Dogg, I picture him to want to be like Junkyard Dog. A Brawler.

 

[J-Dogg]

With a name like J-Dogg, I picture him to want to be like Junkyard Dog. A Brawler.

I have a hip hop character and gimmick that i've worked on, plus my high impact and power style...thats me as a wrestler in a nutshell.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, a brawler would be perfect for the name.

 

[J-Dogg]

I could list my moveset for you guys.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I have a hip hop character and gimmick that i've worked on, plus my high impact and power style...thats me as a wrestler in a nutshell.

So, You're like K-Kwik mixed with Junkyard Dog... except ya know.... White?

 

[The Crock]

I have a hip hop character and gimmick that i've worked on, plus my high impact and power style...thats me as a wrestler in a nutshell.

The John Cena avatar makes so much sense now...

 

[J-Dogg]

The John Cena avatar makes so much sense now...

Yes.

 

[The Crock]

List your moves.

 

[J-Dogg]

My moveset:

-Side slam backbreaker
-Pendulum backbreaker
-Canadian backbreaker drop
-STO backbreaker
-Catapault backbreaker
-Double knee backbreaker
-Inverted facelock backbreaker
-Inverted headlock backbreaker
-Mat slam backbreaker
-Argentine backbreaker rack drop
-Belly to back suplex backbreaker
-Front powerslam backbreaker
-Modified arm trap backbreaker
-Cloverleaf backbreaker
-Straight jacket double knee backbreaker
-Cobra clutch backbreaker
-Half nelson backbreaker
-Fireman's carry backbreaker
-Powerbomb backbreaker
-Swinging Side slam backbreaker (Finisher)
-Double underhook canadian backbreaker drop (Finisher)
-Impaler DDT
-Snap DDT
-Double arm DDT
-Fireman's carry gutbuster
-Double knee gutbuster
-Lungblower
-Spinebuster
-Spear
-Powerbomb
-Sit out powerbomb
-Runing one handed bulldog
-Full nelson bulldog
-Sit out facebuster
-Double underhook facebuster
-Pump handle cutter
-Running cutter
-Shoulder jawbreaker
-Powerslam
-STF
-Cobra clutch
-Sleeper
-Boston crab
-Anacoda vice
-Backpack stunner
-Full nelson
-Running neckbreaker
-Side walk slam
-Pumphandle bomb
-Running shock drop Driver (Finisher)

 

[The Crock]

Yeah... Now I know why you're the "backbreaker machine"... That a shitload of backbreakers. Have you had a serious match before?

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

My moveset:

-Side slam backbreaker
-Pendulum backbreaker
-Canadian backbreaker drop
-STO backbreaker
-Catapault backbreaker
-Double knee backbreaker
-Inverted facelock backbreaker
-Inverted headlock backbreaker
-Mat slam backbreaker
-Argentine backbreaker rack drop
-Belly to back suplex backbreaker
-Front powerslam backbreaker
-Modified arm trap backbreaker
-Cloverleaf backbreaker
-Straight jacket double knee backbreaker
-Cobra clutch backbreaker
-Half nelson backbreaker
-Fireman's carry backbreaker
-Powerbomb backbreaker
-Swinging Side slam backbreaker (Finisher)
-Double underhook canadian backbreaker drop (Finisher)
-Impaler DDT
-Snap DDT
-Double arm DDT
-Fireman's carry gutbuster
-Double knee gutbuster
-Lungblower
-Spinebuster
-Spear
-Powerbomb
-Sit out powerbomb
-Runing one handed bulldog
-Full nelson bulldog
-Sit out facebuster
-Double underhook facebuster
-Pump handle cutter
-Running cutter
-Shoulder jawbreaker
-Powerslam
-STF
-Cobra clutch
-Sleeper
-Boston crab
-Anacoda vice
-Backpack stunner
-Full nelson
-Running neckbreaker
-Side walk slam
-Pumphandle bomb
-Running shock drop Driver (Finisher)

OMGZ!!!1! YOU ONLY KNOW 5 MOVEZ!!!!!!!111!!

 

[J-Dogg]

Yeah... Now I know why you're the "backbreaker machine"... That a shitload of backbreakers. Have you had a serious match before?

Im still training so no matches yet. For now just bask in my moveset.

 

[The Crock]

OMGZ!!!1! YOU ONLY KNOW 5 MOVEZ!!!!!!!111!!

CENA SUX!!!11!
I had to get it out of my system... I love Cena.