Smackdown LIVE: 7/26/16

[BaconBits]

Kardashian references? You're better than this, Mauro.

JBL sucks the intelligence out of a room.

 

[@smarkmouth]

I haven't seen a guillotine leg drop since WrestleMania 29.

 

[@smarkmouth]

JBL sucks the intelligence out of a room.

There's a gimmick.

 

[J-Dogg]

Really solid match

 

[enviousdominous]

I wish they wouldn't keep tiptoeing off of being kicked off of each other.

 

[Harthan]

Natalya would really benefit from cutting her hair. The whole mini ponytail thing doesn't work for her.

 

[Navi]

FINALLY Becky won a match.

 

[enviousdominous]

Good for Becky, but that didn't feel like a feud ender, and I really wish it was.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Submissions Rubbermatch?

 

[enviousdominous]

OH SHIT!

 

[@smarkmouth]

Bliss says no.

 

[enviousdominous]

ALEXA BLISS IS ON SMACKDOWN! THANK YOU GOD!

 

[J-Dogg]

Fuck off Naomi

 

[Harthan]

I would guess this win is meant to put her in contention for an SD women's title. Perhaps Alexa Bliss will put herself into -

Oh, hey, look at that.

 

[enviousdominous]

Um, green highlights?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL THAT ASS IN THAT RING

Oh nevermind everyone is coming out

 

[enviousdominous]

CARMELLA! WWE has been reading my dream journal.

 

[J-Dogg]

Carmella fuck off Eva

 

[BaconBits]

Carmella without Enzo and Cass is sad.

 

[Galvatron]

New Women's Championship announcement?

 

[enviousdominous]

Hmm, Eva. They've been reading my nightmare journal as well.

 

[J-Dogg]

THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM FOR ALL THAT ASS IN THAT RING

Oh nevermind everyone is coming out

Yes yes yes

 

[JamJam]

Wow. Eva Marie's entrance is the most obnoxious entrance ever.

 

[J-Dogg]

And her wrestling is shit

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Wow. Eva Marie's entrance is the most obnoxious entrance ever.

Its fucking tremendous