Smackdown LD 5/23: Jinder. That is Mah-all.

[Hard Hit Prince]

Anyone can win for me. Seriously. I'll be happy.

 

[shafe_41]

Anyone can win for me. Seriously. I'll be happy.

Jinder wins. Cashes in on himself. Becomes two-time champion and doesn't have to worry about the briefcase running around all year.

 

[enviousdominous]

The dialogue has been mostly hit or miss. I really tuned in to see Jinder. Surprised he didn't open the show.

They showed him arriving at the arena. He made a face like he stepped in shit.

 

[shafe_41]

They showed him arriving at the arena. He made a face like he stepped in shit.

We already covered that. He stepped into Toledo, Ohio.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Knowing how out of touch Jinder is with Indian culture, he'd probably put cattle horns on the front of the limo.

What? I know he's canadian born, but he's also Indian and as is his family. He's Sikh, he's really fluent in Punjabi. What the hell, really? His mother just didn't had the labour in India. He's been there, he worked there. He has family there.

 

[enviousdominous]

For Charlotte it is all about the Smackdown Women's Title, which is why she's floundering in these pointless tag matches.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Anyone BUT ZIGGLER can win for me. Seriously. I'll be happy.

Fixed to suit my taste.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Jinder wins. Cashes in on himself. Becomes two-time champion and doesn't have to worry about the briefcase running around all year.

Seriously, the champion should have the opportunity to win the briefcase. If anything to prevent being caught off guard. Wouldn't mind Jinder Mahal and Orton in there, really. With Owens and AJ Styles free for a rematch.

 

[enviousdominous]

What? I know he's Canadian born, but he's also Indian and as is his family. He's Sikh, he's really fluent in Punjabi. What the hell, really? His mother just didn't had the labour in India. He's been there, he worked there. He has family there.

I stand corrected.

 

[Bernkastel]

Champion doesn't even get her own entrance. Lulz.

 

[Bernkastel]

Anyone but Zayn or Ziggler can win for me. Seriously. I'll be happy.

Fixed for my taste.

 

[@smarkmouth]

RAW - "We have one hell of a multi-man pay per view main event lineup."
Smackdown Live - "Hold my beer."

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Hooray for action still on screen during commercial, all the more time spent looking at my Queen.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Fixed for my taste.

Didn't think about Zayn when I posted mine. I wouldn't mind it much, but it would make zero sense for an underdog to win MITB.

 

[Snugglebites]

This is all set up for a Jinder/Khali fued to see who's the face of India.

 

[Hard Hit Prince]

Didn't think about Zayn when I posted mine. I wouldn't mind it much, but it would make zero sense for an underdog to win MITB.

The only problem with Zayn is the fact that he'll probably use it fair and square. Would really love him to win, if it means he would ruin Kevin Owens's first WWE Championship run. Their story has been beaten to a pulp, I know, but it's so rare a midcard real rivals like them. They could become a "forced" tag team. They could fight for the US title and the World Title and it would be like a good book that should end with one retiring the other.

 

[enviousdominous]

WHAT THE FUCK!?

 

[Bernkastel]

What the fuck? Well that was garbage.

 

[enviousdominous]

Give him the Braun Strowman treatment Baron.

 

[shafe_41]

That's ok. Probably would have went to get a beer during this match anyway.

 

[Bernkastel]

So the "underdog" wins in about 5 seconds for the second night in a row. Yeah, okay WWE.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Tell Zayn you aren't finished, Corbin!

 

[shafe_41]

There's like three segments left already. Main event. Something from the tag division. Jinder celebration obviously interrupted by Orton.

 

[Sai the Uganda Guy]

Final File? No! We need more.

 

[enviousdominous]

I wouldn't be surprised if our tax dollars paid for all of Breezango's flair.