Many have often though that, quality wise, SmackDown is truly the A-show. As of today, I do not share this opinion. SmackDown is the B-show in each and every aspect.
I think SmackDown has just joined the hallowed list - along with TNA, NXT, Lost, Big Brother and others - of stuff I'm just plain not going to bother watching. I'm just totally uninspired by it. Here is a stream of consciousness - neatly formed into bullet points - on why:
The only bits of the show that I find myself liking are the Cody Rhodes segments - because of the practical tips on offer, obviously - and Kofi Kingston matches, which I'm gradually coming round to. I like his attire.
I think aside from three or four guys, the show's just bereft of talent. It needs a new injection of talent ASAP.
Raw, as of tonight, has my complete, undivided attention.
I think SmackDown has just joined the hallowed list - along with TNA, NXT, Lost, Big Brother and others - of stuff I'm just plain not going to bother watching. I'm just totally uninspired by it. Here is a stream of consciousness - neatly formed into bullet points - on why:
- Surrealism. I'd hoped the more surreal elements had died off in the WWE. OK, so professional wrestling is pretty surreal as is, but surreal is a wide spectrum, y'know? Undertaker and Kane bickering over who the devil's favourite demon is and how they build houses out of fire while dramatic music plays in the background is just a bit too rich for my tastes.
- MVP. Total shit.
- Alberto Del Rio. People go on about him like he's the second coming of Christ. Other elements of the IWC go crazy for heels and luchadores though, so I can see why their panties would get wet for this guy. Oh my God, he winked! Genius heel psychology! All I see is a Carlito clone with JBL's entrance - cocky heel #3352. I think of Mirko Cro Cop knocking him the fuck out whenever I see him.
- Under-utilisation of Punk. I'm of the opinion that Punk is probably the best promo man in the business right now. Similarly, he'd had a couple of great matches when let off the leash - his ladder match against Hardy, his WM match with Rey. Unfortunately, he's being left in the midcard to stagnate - and the whole SES storyline is starting to draaaaaag. Maybe a return to the main event for Punk would reignite my interest.
- MVP. I gave him two bullet points of thinking time. He's still shit.
- Raw's really good right now. I mean, really good. SD just looks bad by contrast.
- And Much, Much More!
The only bits of the show that I find myself liking are the Cody Rhodes segments - because of the practical tips on offer, obviously - and Kofi Kingston matches, which I'm gradually coming round to. I like his attire.
I think aside from three or four guys, the show's just bereft of talent. It needs a new injection of talent ASAP.
Raw, as of tonight, has my complete, undivided attention.