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When you hear the first chords of Motorhead blast out over the arena. When you see a man step into that swivelling light thingy and pour water on his head. When he makes his way down the ramp, glowing orange and dripping wet, there's only one thing on your mind.
Never Mind the Bollocks, Hunter Hearst Helmsley has done it all in this business. Well, you know, everything except fail to wrestle great matches and beat every big name of the Attitude Era. I'm not going to list all of his achievements off, because Wikipedia has kindly done it for me:
- Pro Wrestling Illustrated
- PWI Feud of the Year (2000) vs. Kurt Angle
- PWI Feud of the Year (2004) vs. Chris Benoit
- PWI Match of the Year (2004) vs. Shawn Michaels and Chris Benoit at WrestleMania XX
- PWI Most Hated Wrestler of the Year (20032005)
- PWI ranked him #1 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2000 and 2009
- PWI Wrestler of the Year (2008)
- World Wrestling Federation / World Wrestling Entertainment
- World Heavyweight Championship (5 times)
- WWF/E Championship (8 times)
- WWF European Championship (2 times)
- WWF/E Intercontinental Championship (5 times)
- WWF/E World Tag Team Championship (2 times) with Steve Austin (1), and Shawn Michaels (1)
- WWE Tag Team Championship (1 time) with Shawn Michaels
- King of the Ring (1997)
- Royal Rumble (2002)
- Second Grand Slam Championship
- Slammy Award for Best Hair (1997)
- Seventh Triple Crown Champion
Pay close attention to the Slammy Award for Best Hair in 1997. Stone Cold sure as hell isn't going to be winning that, and I'm quite sure HHH would be handed the victory by default in a hair vs hair match in that situation.
So look upon his visage and tremble. And vote for him. I don't want to be the only one.