Should I Or Shouldn't I?

[Tastycles]

You got me there. I do like the British girls I've met. I slept with one and she was fun. I was thinking that had we been in England, she would have felt more open and freaky.

Maybe she was Scottish or something.

In my experience, the English bring shame to this island in that department. Before anyone gets on the defensive, read the first three words.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I want to think that Keeley would let me put anywhere.

 

[Milkyway!]

The few English women I've talked to. Wouldn't allow me to put it in them anally, and have been VERY anti-anal. Just saying.

 

[Tastycles]

You wouldn't touch the sides.

 

[Lee]

Especially as he's visiting daaarn sarf

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I once slept with a Polish volleyball player. She was 6'2". And tight, too.

 

[Tastycles]

After the several hundred tournaments that are planned, we should have a "who is the best shag world cup".

 

[FromTheSouth]

You wouldn't touch the sides.

I might die trying. And there is a reason I said "anywhere"

Anal FTW, eh Will?

Especially as he's visiting daaarn sarf

I think that means down south, but I have no idea if that is a British colloquialism for some kind of spreadable meat product. It could go either way.

I once slept with a Polish volleyball player. She was 6'2". And tight, too.

last name skrobarcyk? If so, we would need to talk.

After the several hundred tournaments that are planned, we should have a "who is the best shag world cup".

It would just turn into another nationalism debate ending with all of making fun of Canada.

I'm in.

 

[Murfish]

Tell her that you'll put it in her ass if she tries to stop you.

 

[Tastycles]

I might die trying. And there is a reason I said "anywhere"

You still wouldn't touch the sides. She's had more cock than the colonels had chicken. I have no proof of that, but I'm a white male, so I'm entitled to say such things.

I think that means down south, but I have no idea if that is a British colloquialism for some kind of spreadable meat product. It could go either way.

It means down south. He's saying it in a cockney accent. Knees ap muvva brahn.

It would just turn into another nationalism debate ending with all of making fun of Canada.

I'm in.

No, because for that to have happened someone would have had to have shagged a Canadian. Buh buh bum tish.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

last name skrobarcyk? If so, we would need to talk.

Jarscowicz...lol.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I have only been to the train station in Reading, but I don't think there is much to do there. I thought Windsor was in Buckinghamshire.

The travel agent told me it was in Berkshire, but, who knows? I do know that I will be in Buckinghamshire for one night at the Cliveden. The room there cost me 750 pounds, so, that shit better be worth it, as it ate up about a quarter of my spending money.