OMG OMG OMG How will WWE be able to cope having 3 of their biggest stars work through very minor injuries. Who are they again?
Umm, Khali for starters
Oh shit not that most athletic of WWE superstars 'The Great Khali'. How will be able to do his patented double moonsault with hi-...... well what about his figure four....... oh wait I just remembered! He doesn't do any of that shit! No worries. Who else?
Kane
OH NOOOOOOOOO. He was just about to unify the two heavyweight tile belts as well wasn't he? Fuck you timing, FUCK YO- Oh no wait, wasn't he just wallowing around Smackdown not really doing much? Hmm might JUST get away with it there then. And lastly?
Conor, umm, something or other.
Holy shit. I had such great hopes for Conor 'that one with the sideburns but isn't Khali's brother' as I like to call him. There hasn't been enough guys coming through FCW without any trace of a personality recently. His rampant blandness would have been so refreshing when put next to all those guys who I'm actually likely to remember on my TV. He even made Ted Dibiase seem interesting. You could say he was the best in the world at what he did, which was making me want to gouge my eyes out.
You know what Mr. main page, I don't know what I'd do without you telling me that these guys who are so integral to the company right now are going to not be able to perform quite at full capacity. I think, I think I'll go fetch the shotgun. I thank you Mr. Nick 'unpronounceable second name'. Biggest news since I learnt MVP (who no longer works at a company I care about) has a drastic new look which is strikingly similar to the one he's been sporting for years. Wow, you are something else good sir.
