JMT, I'm going to get to you. Trust me on that one. But here's my diatribe on Why Stan Hansen can beat anyone in this tournament.
Why Stan Hansen Wins the WrestleZone Tournament
To me, it seems much easier to make the case as to why Stan the Lariat Hansen can win the entire tournament as opposed to just breaking down each wrestler. Now, for me to say Hansens the perfect wrestler would be asinine. Because no ones perfect
not even Mr. Perfect. But I can tell you that on any given night, under any circumstances, Stan Hansen can beat anyone in this tournament. And what Ill do is break down those reasons as best as I can.
1) Stan Hansen dishes out a lot of punishment.
Im aware that his stiffness in the ring and his nature as a bully may rub people the wrong way, but you cant dispute how much Hansen punishes people in that ring. And were not talking about 51 Japanese people; were talking a whos who in the wrestling world. Hansen doesnt change strategy, and Hansen doesnt try to look cute in the ring. He goes out, locks up, pounds away at you with forearms, shoulder tackles, knees to the face, and just throwing someone around. And for heavier guys, he tries to wear them out. Hansen is a man who is notorious for his nature as a guy who doesnt have mercy and will wear you down until he hits the Lariat for a 1-2-3.
2) Stan Hansen is a tough son of a gun!
Many workers who were around during Hansens time will attest to how tough he is. Terry Funk for one. And Funk is widely considered the toughest wrestler to ever step foot in the squared circle. The punishment that wrestlers can dish out arent enough to keep Hansen down. Hansens been in the ring with the likes of Funk, Abdullah the Butcher, Antonio Inoki, Dick Murdoch, Dusty Rhodes, and many other tough guys and those folks couldnt get the job done on Hansen. Not even Harley Race, who may have beaten Hansen before, but Hansens also gotten him, too. And cleanly at that. Anyone who underestimates toughness in this tournament should be forewarned because it can play a huge factor in the outcome of matches. And Ill put Hansen up against ANYONE toughness wise.
3) Superior competition during his time.
When someone argues for a wrestler like Cena, Edge, or even HHH or Goldberg, they dont factor in the competition during their times. When Stan Hansen was wrestling full time or at his peak, he faced wrestlers such as Giant Baba, Antonio Inoki, Ric Flair (at his peak), Terry Funk (at his peak), Harley Race (at his peak), Dusty Rhodes (at his peak), Andre the Giant (in his prime), Kenta Kobashi (prime), Misawa (prime), Dr. Death Steve Williams(prime), Jumbo Tsuruta (prime), and many, many more. We could even add the likes of Lex Luger, Hulk Hogan, Jerry Lawler, Dynamite Kid, Carlos Colon, and much more. The competition he had in his time is matched by very few in this tournament. And Hansen has had more success than all of them, too.
4) One mistake with Hansen costs you the match.
What I mean by that is Hansen is a man who has a quick finisher. The Short Arm Lariat has finished some greats in its time, and if that doesnt work, then his Running Lariat will do the job. And its a knockout blow. I know of few who have kicked out from the Lariat when Hansen hit it. And its not for kayfabe purpose, its because the wrestlers were nearly knocked out by the impact. He knocked out ANDRE the GIANT with it. The man had the hardest head in wrestling history and he was knocked unconscious from the impact of that maneuver. It earned Hansen respect because he had a great match with him. And many veteran wrestlers know that if Hansen cocks that arm up and run toward you, theres not much hope except to hopefully be quick enough to duck or put someone in the way. And that rarely happened, too. Which will lead me to my final case.
5) Many underestimate Hansen in the ring due to his look.
When I was younger and watched Hansen beat Luger at Halloween Havoc in 1990, I thought, How could an out of shape cowboy beat The Total Package? What I didnt know is that Hansen was not only in great shape, even though he didnt look like it, but he had endurance to outlast many wrestlers, too. And Lex Luger underestimated that and ended up losing to the Lariat. Many say it was a distraction or whatever, but we all know that Luger thought he had him wore down and Hansen showed him he still had plenty in the tank to knock him out and give him his first loss in nearly TWO years. Hansen being gassed doesnt happen. Your wrestler will be gassed way before he will. And sure he was big, but if you think that you can just wear him down due to his size, then youre sadly mistaken. Hansen is a helluva athlete, even if he doesnt have a chiseled physique.
So there you go. I think this case is solid and just know that I want people to see just how great he was in the ring. He could work his ass off, beat the hell out of someone, and grapple with someone. He can do it all. And you know what you can do? Vote Stan Hansen in the Wrestlezone Tournament.