Ok, I couldn't sleep so I went down to the basement to get a glass of water. While i'm down there, I have to pee, so I saunter over towards the bathroom. I open the door to find my brother down on all fours, with his pants off, and my dog hunched over him. Naturally, i'm like "WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT!!!" and he yells something unintelligeble as he tries to dive/roll/crawl out from view (as if he has anywhere to hide). When he does that, the dog lets out the most horrible yelp i've ever heard. Apparently, the dog's dick got so swollen inside of him that it got stuck in his ass.
At this point, my bro just starts sobbing and begging me not to tell anyone. The dog is also whining as it seems my brother's attempted acrobatics hurt him a bit. The only thing going through my head at this moment is "there is no way in hell this is actually happening". So, after some quick thinking, I get a glass of cold water and start pouring it on the..."area" and after about 5 minutes, they finally detach. It was the worst 5 minutes of my life. I don't deal with awkward situations well...and holy fucking shit I honestly can't think of anything more awkward than pouring a glass of water on my dog's cock so that it'll shrink out of brother's asshole.
I didn't even say anything after that. What the hell do you say anyway? I just went straight up to my room. My brother's 13 and in 7th grade. I know a lot of kids are confused at that age, but mother of god. I just hope my dog is ok in the morning. Sure i'm worried, but mainly, I don't want to have to go the vet and explain why my dog's dick is broken. As for my little brother, I think i'm just going to pretend I never saw anything. Honestly, I can't think of any other way to deal with the situation. I think i'm gonna go pop some xanax and knock myself out, because that's the only way i'm getting to sleep tonight.
