Rusty fisting my mother is very mature... wait, what?

[Miko]

This thread makes me miss my thread about having a great poo

 

[The Butcher]

I just want to go ahead and warn you that I think Rusty thinks all of this is serious. That people are seriously joining his 'side', and he's starting some kind of 'war' against me in which 'rep' is going to become vitally important.

Please don't feed his delusions.

Oh sure, play it off as just a joke now that your side is losing.

Or at least demand proof that he fisted my mother and sister after I derailed his threads, or proof that he's more athletic than me because, as far as I know, he hasn't shown it yet.

We at Kamp (K)Rusty understand that it would be legally detrimental to Rusty if he were to share pictures of his fists' recent doings, so we have no choice but to take his word for it. As for proof to who's more athletic, there's no question it's Rusty. He's dodged your libelous and unwarranted attacks with agility previously unseen on this boards.

The fact that this thread actually added a few pages overnight, with no input from me whatsoever, just goes to prove how dominant I am over what's left of rusty. And it's pretty obvious that, considering I keep coming up with new material while he keeps recycling the same old stale mother jokes, he's got nothing left.

All that proves is that we love a good feud around here, but are willing to settle for this.

 

[smizzy]

This thread makes me miss my thread about having a great poo

I'm tellin ya. Nothing like a nice shit.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

I'm tellin ya. Nothing like a nice shit.

Which is what this thread has become.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

This liberal use of red rep just makes me miss Coco.

Ye, but Rusty's a nobody.

 

[The Butcher]

Which is what this thread has become.

Gotta disagree with ya there, Stew. Smizzy said, "a nice shit." This is more like one of those partially constipated ones that hurt like hell on the way out and isn't satisfying because you feel like you've got another on deck but just can't pass it. God, I hate those shits.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Gotta disagree with ya there, Stew. Smizzy said, "a nice shit." This is more like one of those partially constipated ones that hurt like hell on the way out and isn't satisfying because you feel like you've got another on deck but just can't pass it. God, I hate those shits.

My bad. This could even be referred to as one of those shits that just explode out of your asshole and burn your butthairs.

 

[smizzy]

Thanks, Butch. I was just about to inform ole Stew here that he'd just insulted my Number Two Session I had in a Popeyes bathroom this past Saturday morning (the kind of Saturday morning we have previously discussed).

But, in all fairness to this thread, I'll look back on that particular shit with much warmth and fondness for years. It really was a nice shit.

My bad. This could even be referred to as one of those shits that just explode out of your asshole and burn your butthairs.

Yes.. yes..

We're all on the same page now.

 

[nightmare]

I'm not gonna pass up some green rep.

Sure, he lures you in with cocaine and green rep, but fails to mention the strippers have cocks. It's Rusty's Tranny Trick & you fell for it. I hope you enjoy sitting in a dimly lit room with Rusty while 2 sweaty fireman rub their hoses on you.

 

[WBL]

... I'm surprised nobody's commented on my new signature picture yet.

 

[Nate DaMac]

This is more like one of those partially constipated ones that hurt like hell on the way out and isn't satisfying because you feel like you've got another on deck but just can't pass it.

If I ever write an autobiography, this will be the title.

 

[Miko]

Sounds like drastically unhealthy bowel movements, get on Rusty's fitness programme, yo!



Mine on the other hand are always superb, so when I make a thread on it, you know it must be a reeeeaaaal good'n.

 

[WBL]

Anyone here ever have hemorrhoids so bad they eat two whole bags of trail mix just so their stool will be chock-full of nuts and they'll scratch it on the way out?

I mean... I've never done it... but it sounds plausible...

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Anyone here ever have hemorrhoids so bad they eat two whole bags of trail mix just so their stool will be chock-full of nuts and they'll scratch it on the way out?

I mean... I've never done it... but it sounds plausible...

I buy cheap toilet paper for that exact reason.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

We at Kamp (K)Rusty

HAIL TO THEE KAMP (K)RUSTY

ON THE SHORES OF BIG DICK LAKE

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

No one cares about rep, feuds like this are ******ed and the insults are lame. You're both ****.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Anyone here ever have hemorrhoids so bad they eat two whole bags of trail mix just so their stool will be chock-full of nuts and they'll scratch it on the way out?

I mean... I've never done it... but it sounds plausible...

I dedicate a day to eating absolutely nothing but Doritos.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

No one cares about rep, feuds like this are ******ed and the insults are lame. You're both ****.

So what you are saying is they should just have a fuck fest and sort out their differences in a bedroom romp?

 

[Slash-LN]

So what you are saying is they should just have a fuck fest and sort out their differences in a bedroom romp?

There's some lovely lakeside cabins at Kamp (K)Rusty.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

And now it all comes full circle. WBL asked him if he tried dudes yet for a reason. This has all been an elaborate scheme to get Rusty into bed. Why did it have to go this far? Why did so many of us have to get involved?

 

[The Butcher]

Sure, he lures you in with cocaine and green rep, but fails to mention the strippers have cocks. It's Rusty's Tranny Trick & you fell for it. I hope you enjoy sitting in a dimly lit room with Rusty while 2 sweaty fireman rub their hoses on you.

The RTT... The oldest trick in the book and I walked right into it. Gah!

If I ever write an autobiography, this will be the title.

I'd be honored.

Anyone here ever have hemorrhoids so bad they eat two whole bags of trail mix just so their stool will be chock-full of nuts and they'll scratch it on the way out?

I mean... I've never done it... but it sounds plausible...

Takes too long. Scooting across the carpet is where it's at.

No one cares about rep, feuds like this are ******ed and the insults are lame. You're both ****.

So the rest of us are off the hook for propagating this? Sweet.

And now it all comes full circle. WBL asked him if he tried dudes yet for a reason. This has all been an elaborate scheme to get Rusty into bed. Why did it have to go this far? Why did so many of us have to get involved?

 

[Rusty]

And now it all comes full circle. WBL asked him if he tried dudes yet for a reason. This has all been an elaborate scheme to get Rusty into bed. Why did it have to go this far? Why did so many of us have to get involved?

It's called tough love. By the way, what does WBL stand for? Wrestlezone's Biggest Loser? Wrestlezone's Bitchiest Lunatic?

Stay tuned folks.

 

[nightmare]

We know your insult creativity hovers around the 6th grade level, you dont have to keep proving it.

 

[Rusty]

Get some sleep, nightmare. Hopefully you'll realise your dreams.

 

[WBL]

No one cares about rep, feuds like this are ******ed and the insults are lame. You're both ****.

Yup... this thread got up to 20 pages because no one cares...

It's called tough love. By the way, what does WBL stand for? Wrestlezone's Biggest Loser? Wrestlezone's Bitchiest Lunatic?

Stay tuned folks.

You DO know that every time you reply in this thread, you're proving me right, correct? Be it about your lack of a sense of humor, your broken logic about how rep is so unimportant but you keep red-repping everyone, your insistence on how unimportant I am to you but you keep replying to my threads and insulting me...

Better to keep your mouth shut and be thought of as an idiot than to open it and remove all doubt.

But come on. Where's the evidence that you fisted my family, and/or that you're more athletic than me? Let's see some evidence. Come on.