Rusty fisting my mother is very mature... wait, what?

[Slash-LN]

Fisting mothers and hooking trout? Rusty is into very sick shit.


Your mother was a hamster.

We need to get old what's his name to come in here and write one of his "stories" about that.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Shut up nightmare, you fucking stupid *****.

For a second there I misread and thought you were like in the room with him and he was fucking a stupid *****, not that he is a fucking stupid *****.

 

[Whap Me Jungles]

If you're going to fuck a *****, you don't want a stupid one.

 

[The Butcher]

For a second there I misread and thought you were like in the room with him and he was fucking a stupid *****, not that he is a fucking stupid *****.

That was a kneejerk insult. In hindsight I think he wanted WBL and Rusty to rip each other.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

What a wonderful read this was. Sadly though, I just don't see it going much farther. And that's a little disappointing.

 

[Rusty]

He's butt hurt over red rep, just like his mother is butt hurt from something else.

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

He's butt hurt over red rep, just like his mother is butt hurt from something else.

Not much of a pussy man, are you?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Not much of a pussy man, are you?

I enjoy long walks on the beach, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and fucking little boys in the ass in my spare time.

Case closed.

 

[nightmare]

Shut up nightmare, you fucking stupid *****.

Shhhh. Adults are talking. Go back to outside and suck some sheep dick, you dirty Samoan farmer.

Your mother was a hamster.

That wasnt very Tastic of you, Matt....

If you're going to fuck a *****, you don't want a stupid one.

Yeah, nothing worse than a Down Syndrome *****.

 

[The Butcher]

Shhhh. Adults are talking. Go back to outside and suck some sheep dick, you dirty Samoan farmer.

Hey!












I'm in Barbados now. And you lied. You were supposed to stick around when the insults started flying.

 

[nightmare]

Hey!












I'm in Barbados now. And you lied. You were supposed to stick around when the insults started flying.

Sorry Butcher. My girl came home & well... her tits > internet slap fight. If you had a real woman instead of a llama in a dress, then you would know I made the right call. Then I went to the store and picked up a new DVD player and grabbed some fajitas on the way home. It was a good day indeed.


So when are Rusty and WBL gonna fight? Do we have to wait on the playground after school or are we meeting in the park behind the library? I got a pack of smokes says WBL knocks out a tooth.

 

[The Butcher]

Sorry Butcher. My girl came home & well... her tits > internet slap fight. If you had a real woman instead a llama in a dress, then you would know I made the right call. Then I went to the store and picked up a new DVD player and grabbed some fajitas on the way home. It was a good day indeed.

You underestimate the allure of Barbadian llamas (Rihanna is one, I kid you not).

So when are Rusty and WBL gonna fight? Do we have to wait on the playground after school or are we meeting in the park behind the library? I got a pack of smokes says WBL knocks out a tooth.

Yeah, I tire of the passive-aggressive sniping myself. We might have to arrange this Tweak vs. Craig style.

 

[ABMorales787]

Did you fist her?

 

[DirtyJosé]

For the record, it didn't seem to me like he was butt hurt by red rep, he just took that punch and turned it into a little sumpin' sumpin' of a thread.

"Butt hurt by red rep" threads generally feature less wit and more whining.

 

[nightmare]

Well clearly he has issues with the ladies & even though he admitted to having pedo buttsex in his spare time, that doesnt seem to be working for him either. Maybe Rusty should just forget about going elbow deep on the WBL family tree, castrate himself and try his luck w\ HBO as a stunt double for Lord Varys.

 

[The Butcher]

Well clearly he has issues with the ladies & even though he admitted to having pedo buttsex in his spare time, that doesnt seem to be working for him either. Maybe Rusty should just forget about going elbow deep on the WBL family tree, castrate himself and try his luck w\ HBO as a stunt double for Lord Varys.

Rusty still hasn't gotten The Gimp out yet. We've got a ways to go before anyone gets medieval.

 

[nightmare]

Rusty still hasn't gotten The Gimp out yet. We've got a ways to go before anyone gets medieval.

IDK man, less stressing about relationships, lower risk of catching an STD & more money in his pocket. Sounds like a win-win.

 

[Rusty]

Case closed.

You caught me.

Not much of a pussy man, are you?

Always been a sneaky backdoor kinda guy.

For the record, it didn't seem to me like he was butt hurt by red rep, he just took that punch and turned it into a little sumpin' sumpin' of a thread.

"Butt hurt by red rep" threads generally feature less wit and more whining.

He even said I went as "far as red repping him". How dare I red rep someone.

 

[The Butcher]

IDK man, less stressing about relationships, lower risk of catching an STD & more money in his pocket. Sounds like a win-win.

Yeah, I guess. 'Cept the whole cutting off the balls part.

He even said I went as "far as red repping him". How dare I red rep someone.

I warned you this was a kinder, gentler WZF. You have to orange rep someone four times before you can give them red unless you ask permission first. That's why I skip straight to fisting their mothers. Slightly less hassle.

 

[WBL]

Always been a sneaky backdoor kinda guy.

Ohohohoho. So you HAVE tried dudes!

In all honestly, it's easy to be a sneaky backdoor guy if your cock is so small, they don't even feel it entering. I wouldn't brag about it. But go you.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

I warned you this was a kinder, gentler WZF. You have to orange rep someone four times before you can give them red unless you ask permission first.

You also need to fill out one of these

 

[The Butcher]

Thanks for the update, Ollie.

Everyone should save a copy of that form so we can keep ugly incidents like the one playing out in this thread to a minimum. Just because The Bar Room doesn't have rules doesn't mean it can't have etiquette.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

I've never been in a bar room that had etiquette. Of course I only frequent dive bars and shit holes.

 

[The Butcher]

This is a shit hole, but shouldn't we keep our shit hole clean?

 

[Slash-LN]

I'm surprised people don't make Attn: threads here.

We did them all the time when I posted on Sherdog regularly.

The only thing I really hated about them is people relied on memes or gifs instead of actually being clever with their statements.