Rumored Undercard 'Mania Matches

[ABMorales787]

-John Morrison, Kelly Kelly and Trish Stratus vs. Dolph Ziggler, Layla and Michelle McCool

-Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett vs. Big Show, Christian, Kane and Kofi Kingston

-Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio

-WWE United States Champion Daniel Bryan (with Gail Kim) vs. Sheamus (with Brie and Nikki Bella) for the US Title.

-A Divas Match

Gotta love being vague to get hits.

 

[JGlass]

Ugh, why the fuck can't they stick Trish, Kelly, and LayCool into the divas match and just let JoMo and Ziggler fight each other? Makes NO sense to me. That seems like a real momentum killer for both men.

 

[Serious Jones]

please be loldirtsheets

please be loldirtsheets

 

[Theo Mays]

Christian seems to be rather randomly thrown into a match against the Corre, would rather see him in with the ADR/Edge match. Hope these are dirtsheets, though it isn't terrible minus Ziggles and Jomo in a divas match. I understand Ziggler's connection with Laycool, but Jomo has none with Trish or K2.

 

[Loveless]

I don't for one minute think this is legitimate, it's a really arsed up way to book your biggest show of the year.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I don't see why they can't just give us another cluster diva's match like last year, only minus Vickie & plus Trish. Diva's seem to be all over this card (Bryan/Sheamus, 6 person tag plus another match).

 

[Nate DaMac]

That better be a fucking joke.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

-John Morrison, Kelly Kelly and Trish Stratus vs. Dolph Ziggler, Layla and Michelle McCool

This sounds like a match I've already seen on television. Would be a total waste of John Morrison and Ziggler.

-Ezekiel Jackson, Heath Slater, Justin Gabriel and Wade Barrett vs. Big Show, Christian, Kane and Kofi Kingston

I suppose Smackdown has to do something with The Corre, but I'd rather they didn't. These multi-person tag matches are screaming *We Need Money in the Bank*.

-Cody Rhodes vs. Rey Mysterio

Should be great. The build has been solid, and this will probably be one of the better matches of the night.

-WWE United States Champion Daniel Bryan (with Gail Kim) vs. Sheamus (with Brie and Nikki Bella) for the US Title.

Another match I'm happy with. Better than nothing for Sheamus, and gives Daniel Bryan his biggest challege yet. I really like the sounds of this one.

-A Divas Match

As usual--unless they're naked, I just cannot bring myself to care.

 

[ABMorales787]

Come on, people. These "reports" are brutally vague. Anybody with half a brain would put money on DB/Sheamus given the attack from a few weeks ago. The same way people put money on Orton/Punk. It's foreshadowing and the dirt sheets love to use it for lunch. Where do you think the WCW HOF theme rumor came from? They kept pressing that Sting had signed with WWE, but when WWE themselves said no, it was too late. It's BS. Just look at the highlight in the quote. A Diva match? My mother could've figured that one out.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The Corre match is going to have Diesel in it. I'd be stunned if it didn't. 4 on 3 handicap with three giants vs. the Corre. Not too bad in my book.

 

[Nate DaMac]

If they really have Divas in 3 different spots, I am not buying. That's just unacceptable.

 

[.]

I'd like to see Evan Bourne be added to the possible Sheamus/Bryan feud as the match would mix three differant styles that I think would work well.

Also Fuck Kevin Dunn.

 

[Coco]

Am not upset.